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Follow on - the result of shitting ones self after trying to push out one last fart
Dave: dude you stink and what the f#ck is that on the back of your jeans?

Sid: Sorry man I failed to avoid the follow on!
by mitchb1 November 16, 2007
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follow fashion monkey

(n) a person who physically / mentally changes themselves in order to adapt to trends in society. (we all know a few of these people, if not more)
i started these brown shoes and my friend went out and bought the same ones. hes a follow fashion monkey.

"dont be no follow fashion monkey!" - Bunny Wailer
by santiago zampano March 2, 2010
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Follow-up Nut

After a guy blows his load; either solo or in the company of a tight pussy, and then blows another in succession.

The nut is only considered a follow-up nut, if two key pieces of criteria are met:

1.) The nut must be blown in the same session as the previous.

2.) The refractory period must not exceed 10 minutes in length, before the successive nut is ejaculated: “t > 10 = FUN”.

Should all criteria not be met (i.e. the refractory period exceeds 10 minutes in length; or the successive nut is blown in a future session, the nut is not to be considered a follow-up nut but instead falls into the classification of “The law of iterative nut busting”).
Dude, last night I blew a fat load in my wifes pussy and the pussy was so good that she squeezed out a follow-up nut which completely drained my sack!

After last night, I have been shooting blanks.
by Chumplemonks June 22, 2021
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Fogle

A mathematical unit representing 10 gigabytes of child pornography. Named in honor of former Subway spokesman Jared Fogle.
We found Ben with 5 Fogles.
by itssojoever October 19, 2021
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Faglot

A gathering of men of homosexual preference. Used to talk about a lot of homosexuals in one place.
I was on my way to the movies,but when I heard it was a faglot I turned around and went to the gun range.
by EdoggHersch March 24, 2009
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Follow-up Jiggle

The follow-up jiggle is a part of the process of male urination, usually in toilet paper-less setting, such as at a urinal, during which the male shakes all drops of urine from his penis, so as to not let them fall into his pants.
Chaz: "Bro, you've got some yellow stains on them white pants of yours. You been forgetting to do the follow-up jiggle?"

Hank: "Nah, brotha... I've been doing to follow-up jiggle. You know what they say... 'No matter how much you wiggle and dance, the final three drops will fall in your pants.'"
by Jimboo424242 October 17, 2011
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Follow-upper

Someone that tries to date a girl after you have dumped her.
That follow-upper can have my crusty leavings for all I care.
by Ghostington February 17, 2014
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