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A technique to create a joke made prominent by late-night talkshow host Craig Ferguson. The audience is led to believe that he is talking about a certian topic. The joke is delivered by Craig clarifying that he was, in fact, talking about something else.
Fergism 1 (confusing two topics): "The Eiffel Tower and Margaret Thatcher are very different, of course. One's had thousands of men climbing all over it since the 1800s, and the other one is the Eiffel Tower."
Fergism 2 (twisting the meaning of an expression or sentence): "My first guest tonight (...) is the first comedian to perform a solo show at the (Hollywood) Bowl, you know, doing comedy. I did a solo piece at the Bowl myself, but it was in the audience."
Fergism 3 (changing to a sex-related topic): "My first concern, of course, was for my staff, and by staff I mean penis."
Fergism 2 (twisting the meaning of an expression or sentence): "My first guest tonight (...) is the first comedian to perform a solo show at the (Hollywood) Bowl, you know, doing comedy. I did a solo piece at the Bowl myself, but it was in the audience."
Fergism 3 (changing to a sex-related topic): "My first concern, of course, was for my staff, and by staff I mean penis."
by Darth Loynion January 13, 2013
Get the Fergism mug.Feral Stacy is widely considered to be one of the most beautiful of the ape like creatures. Unlike Yeti and Abominable Snowmen, Feral Stacys are unusually attractive. Unlike other primates, the fangs of Feral Stacys are brilliant white. They also lack the pronounced K9s of other predators. Feral Stacys inhabit the Southern United States, although they have been sighted as far West as Colorado, and perhaps the Hawaiian Islands. (citation needed)
While Feral Stacys are bipedal, primates, they share many habits and characteristics of felines. For example, they are nocturnal. They are most active after dark, sometimes sleeping for only 2 hours in a 24 hour period. Young Stacys are playful and mischievous, and are sometimes called “kittens.” Older Stacys are skilled hunters, earning the nickname “cougar.” Feral Stacys roam the woods and streams and are rarely spotted in the wild. It is unknown if Feral Stacys can thrive in captivity. Feral Stacys have few natural enemies; coyotes, which compete for the same food sources and bears, which seem to terrify them. The social habits of Feral Stacys are a mystery. They seem to enjoy snuggling, cuddling, and other displays of affection. They have been known to capture and toy with their prey in much the same way as an Orca interacts with a baby seal. In the last several years, several online communities have formed, solely for the purpose of studying the habits and activities of Stacys.
While Feral Stacys are bipedal, primates, they share many habits and characteristics of felines. For example, they are nocturnal. They are most active after dark, sometimes sleeping for only 2 hours in a 24 hour period. Young Stacys are playful and mischievous, and are sometimes called “kittens.” Older Stacys are skilled hunters, earning the nickname “cougar.” Feral Stacys roam the woods and streams and are rarely spotted in the wild. It is unknown if Feral Stacys can thrive in captivity. Feral Stacys have few natural enemies; coyotes, which compete for the same food sources and bears, which seem to terrify them. The social habits of Feral Stacys are a mystery. They seem to enjoy snuggling, cuddling, and other displays of affection. They have been known to capture and toy with their prey in much the same way as an Orca interacts with a baby seal. In the last several years, several online communities have formed, solely for the purpose of studying the habits and activities of Stacys.
Person One: “I saw a Feral Stacy in the woods behind my grandma’s house.”
Person Two: “Bo, let’s go catch it and try to tame it. We can keep it in the garage and feed it cat food.”
Person One: “Nah brah, those things are dangerous. Let’s just go to the basement and play video games.”
Person Two: “Bo, let’s go catch it and try to tame it. We can keep it in the garage and feed it cat food.”
Person One: “Nah brah, those things are dangerous. Let’s just go to the basement and play video games.”
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