Felch

Originally meant "to eat shit" but has been expanded in recent decades to include eating semen from a vagina or anus.

Some people are sexually aroused by felching when a partner defecates into their mouth.

by Dr. Alvino December 7, 2022

felching fuck

Michael is a felching fuck

Michael: nom nom nom
Sinead: oh yeah Michael eat that cum out of me and keep going you felching fuck

by Snke0_0 December 8, 2022

felching blizzard

When a third party steps in and felches the semen out of a man’s arse after he has been inseminated. He then proceeds to blow the semen through a straw at the donor and recipient’s faces, resembling being out in a blizzard. Strictly a class move.

After Phil blew his load deep into Dan’s cornhole, Randy sucked every last drop out and gave them both a felching blizzard

by Mr Puffy March 21, 2021

Felch bomb

When you suck cum out of someone’s asshole and spit it into your hand and slap somebody else in the face.

Nate Maddox got felch bombed the other day at the synagogue and now the old saggy naggy is mad at me.

by Glucose April 13, 2021

FELCHING

When a bloke blows his load inside his mistress, girlfriend or wife's moist Pussy then inserts the straw to drink his creamy Sperm.

When Jarrod blows his Load inside Louises Moist Pussy then uses a straw to start Felching.

by JazHammer81 August 30, 2022

Felch-Tarts

Colloquial and descriptive reference to Kellogs S'Mores Pop-Tarts, owing to the gooey white- and brown-striped filling.

"Hey, buddy! Is that a box of Felch-Tarts? What a tasty treat!"
"Have one, I'm never eating these again, now that you've ruined them for me."

by Dead-End Kid November 16, 2021

felch

To extract semen from an ass using a tube.

Don got felched for his first time.

by anonymous March 17, 2022