Evan

White ass mothafukin small penis lookin dude

This dude an evan

by Big brat22 February 27, 2017

Evans

Often used to describe a homosexual. More specifically an Evans is attracted to younger children around the age of eleven (Hence the E in evans) of the same sex. This word can also be spelled as Gevans- for a Gangster Evan.

Did you know that "Garret" is an Evans? No Way!!!!
"That dude is an evans."
"Yo! that gang on 54th street is nothin but some Gevans".

by Thomas J S January 22, 2008

Evan

He's the sweetest and funniest guy you will ever meet. He's great at guitar and will be one of your greatest friends.

"Evan is amazing"

by just that girl who like him June 28, 2013

Evan

The $exie$t man alive

Person: hey, Evan, you're stupid
Evan: no, im the $exie$t man alive!

by stuff and stuffffff May 5, 2013

Evan

Someone who thoroughly loves almond joys

Ewww is he eating an almond joy?
-must be Evan

by Plinkdorito December 12, 2020

Evan

A guy who thinks he's cool but really isn't and always flips his hair is friends with hockey douchebags and wears glasses

Did you see Evan working at the shoe store today?

by Kaitlyn me February 28, 2018

Evan

The sexist man on earth everyone looks up to him, he looks down on everyone and everything because he is 6’5 and a man of strength. He can beat anyone in a fight as he is trained in every martial art to ever exist and he is overall, just perfect no one is better than him.

Woah! That’s Evan Oh my god I need an auto graph!!

by Evan (True form) October 15, 2019