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English Medicine Cabinet

1. N.- A medicine cabinet which is located or originates from England.

2. V.- When a man successfully attempts to insert both of his testicles in the anus of a man or woman. Variations, see:English Pharmacy
1. That's a stunning English medicine cabinet!

2. Then the bastard tried to pull an English medicine cabinet on me!
by Bexxx May 1, 2004
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English Tea Time

A sexual maneuver.

First, very hot (preferably boiling) water is placed in a partner's mouth. The partner must be laying flat on a surface. The partner then keeps his or her mouth open while the second person, a man, dips his "teabags" into the mouth of the partner, as if steeping a cup of tea. The "teabags" are left in the mouth for a few minutes, depending on how much tea flavouring is preferred. Once the desired amount of steeping is reached, the partner then swallows the water. Sugar, honey, lemon or anything one likes added to their tea should be added before swallowing but after the steeping process.
Person 1: Hey, would you mind taking me to the hospital?
Person 2: Sure. Are you okay?
Person 1: Oh, I scalded my scrotum because Jenny and I were having English Tea Time.
Person 2: That sounds painful. Is Jenny okay?
Person 1: She can't really talk because her mouth is burnt. But she liked the tea.
by The Shwastitute August 8, 2013
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Call Center English (CCE)

English language skills acquired by residents of a non-english speaking country which is quite distinct and intended to cater to call center clients, mainly in North America.Training is normally provided by the call center employing people with basic english skills, where they learn to speak with an 'American' accent, applying minimal focus on grammar.People subjected to CCE are typically in countries like Pakistan and India and are easily seperated from those of us who don't need to force our linguistic skills to communicate.
Too many damn radio jockeys on Radio FM89 talk with a fake accent these days! They are victims of Call Center English (CCE) training.
by JJ Baybee January 14, 2009
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english

Sammy L. Jackson: "Hey brad, where you from?"
Brad:"What?"
SLJ: "What? hmm, do they speak english in what?"
B: "What?"
SLJ:"english, muthafucka, do uoi speak it?"
B: "What?"
SLJ: "Say 'what' again.." brandishes weapon
B: "What?"
SLJ: shoots B in arm.
by muddy shnuckles April 26, 2005
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olde english 800

Probably the most delicious beverage on the Planet
"Do u mind if i enjoy some of your delicious O.E playa?"
"I love olde english 800 due to its fine malty goodness and tasty qualities"
by HowsItTasteMuthaFucka November 24, 2006
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English Grammar

<noun>

The correct spellings and grammar of English words may only be found in an English dictionary, from England.

If you were to consult an American version of the English dictionary, you would find many perversions of our language within.
Why do the Americans insist that their spellings are correct just because their country is bigger than England? We spoke it first, we spelt it first, we wrote the first dictionary, the language is called English, when did 'Americanism' first enter our language? Who was the first fool to miss off the U in 'colour,' the S in 'maths,' the I in 'Aluminium' and the UE in 'analogue?'

It's so unfortunate...
by Stuart Fletcher February 22, 2005
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Olde english

A malt liquor formerly brewed by pabst,i think its its own company now... 7.5% alchoholic content. It usually comes in 40 oz bottles and costs aywhere from 2.00- 3.00 dollars.
King of malt liquors.
Dude pick me up a 40 of olde english at the liquor store
by REED April 8, 2003
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