Emotional Tampon

being the person who everyone goes to to talk about their problems but in the end they may just throw u aside

I've been talking to this really hot chick in school, shes been going through a tough time and i may ask her out next weekend.

Dude.... your just and emotional tampon I wouldn't expect anything out of it

by PWR Mustang August 3, 2010

emotionally constipated

the extreme inability to handle or process any emotions.

This girl I knew was so emotionally constipated, she couldn't even cry.

by ChrisSBU November 8, 2008

Emotionated

A person full of emotions

I feel emotionated about the the Baseball game

by EvolJay July 15, 2010

Emotronic

the combining of Emo with electronic music. Artsy, indie, electro music. Not to be confused with Synthpunk

Bob: hey Fred, what are you listening to?
Fred: oh, just some Emotronic stuff i picked up at Virgin.
Bob: gee Fred, i didn't know you were such a girl!

by IAM808 November 29, 2006

Emotional condom

Mental preparedness for potentially emotionally messy situations, i.e. a one-night stand after a breakup, a confrontation with a friend, coming out of the closet. An emotional condom is the mental parallel to the physical condom - an actual condom keeps your sexual organs from getting damaged, an emotional condom keeps your heart and mind from getting damaged.

"You're going to hook up with him? Fine, but remember to put on your emotional condom."

by Trust me, wear it January 5, 2010

emotional dyslexia

the (inconsistent) inability to read other people's minds through body language and facial expressions.

oh, shit! you were being sarcastic?! i'm emotionally dyslexic so i missed it completely.

dude - she's really into you!
you've got emotional dyslexia, she hates my guts!

by geek.neo January 16, 2011

void of emotions

It's when you feel dead on the inside. No, not even dead. You don't feel anything. As if all the nerve impulses in your body died. It's a temporary state that hits you out of no where. A state where life gets sucked out of you and nothing can trigger emotions inside.

That, or when bae spanks you but you don't get turned on.

"Man my girlfriend is so void of emotions sometimes, not even hickies turn her on."

"Don't mess with me, I'm void of emotions right now and the thought of slicing your balls into salad doesn't sound bad "

by Roseannnn June 5, 2016