Edmonton

Capital city of Alberta,

About a million people . Most of them are quite nice, and in some parts, like white ave, they're really fun and unique.

Of course we're not the best city in the world, but we are better than Calgary.

The only thing wrong with us.. And come on, my fellow Edmontonians, you have to agree,

we are horrible for crime. We're the crime capital of Canada.

Whoopiee for us.

WE'RE NUMBER ONE!!!! :D

Edmonton is the best at Hockey
"Who one the hockey game tonight?" "The Edmonton Oilers"
______ was killed in Edmonton

by Noneofyour Business August 25, 2011

Edan

A weird girl who hiccups, but can woo any guy with her dance moves.

Guy 1: Duuude, is that Beyonce on the dance floor?
Guy 2: Nah bro, that's totally an Edan.

by leapyeargalxo May 23, 2016

Edmonton

An often misunderstood city with a rich proud history and a reputation for not TAKIN ANY SHIT! Situated in the Center of Alberta, it is the Capital and last bastion for anything resembling culture and open mindedness in this cold, god forsaken red neck province. It is filled with a million people of different backgrounds who prefer to mind their own business rather than risk getting dealt with. A place where police get NO LOVE (unlike Calgary) and gangstas still live by a code gotdammit! A city full of the most exquisite...friendly...intelligent females per capita than most any other N.American city. And they are all too willing to prove themselves during the short summer season! A place where idividuals can express themselves and are not judged SOLELY by how much money they make.
A wonderful place where if you act right and treat others with respect you usually get the same in return. But if you come with all that tuff talk, you WILL get your bluff called! And if you disrespect the wrong ppl you WILL get laid down quick!!

I thought Edmonton was on some slow ass prairie shit but I was DEAD wrong! That place is as real as it gets.

by Tre Seven September 8, 2009

Edmonton

Best Albertan city. Home to champion teams such as the 13-time Grey Cup Champs the Edmonton Eskimos and 5-time Stanley Cup Champs the Edmonton Oilers. Kicks Calgary's rear.

"Well, really, everyone knows that Edmonton's a better city than calgary!"

by ~Bitterwench* October 20, 2008

Edan

A god in the religion “senin apan”. He is the god of life and death. He also loves flowers and has a child named Alpo (short for Alposcosis(Alposcosis is the god of food)).

Father: Pray to Edan, son
Son: Yes father.
*praying that his dog won’t die of pneumonia*

by Desthomes November 14, 2018

Eman

an alternate term for a blowjob, head, becky, dome, top. It is pronounced as eemon. long vowel "e" and then mon.

Damn, Haley gave me the best eman last night at the football field.

by beckygirl7897 February 24, 2010

Edmond

An asian guy's name variation of "Edward". Edmond's are always talented in an area you would have never guessed. Tall, lazy, spoiled, moody, and wishes too hard for some model to be in bed with him every single minute of his life. BTW they ABSOLUTELY hate being called "Eddy".

1: "Hey is that guy painting naked women?"
2: "Yeah I would have never guessed Edmond was such a great artist!"
1: "Dude, that painting is making me bone."
2: "..."

by wtf its edmond. April 8, 2009