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Earl Grey

1) A travelling magician that invented tea.

He travelled to a small indigenous village where the people smoked the leaves from a local tree.

Earl Grey turned up at the village on a rainbow stallion and showed the people his magical skills.
He also showed them that it was better to add the leaves they smoked to hot water to create a relaxing warm beverage.

This was the first time tea was consumed by a person.

2) A tea with a distinctive flavour that is named after it's creator, Earl Grey the magician.
Examples:

1) "Thank you for making this tea for us Earl Grey, you magical being"

2) "Earl Grey is a delightful beverage"
by CowboyWizard August 25, 2011
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Early Morning Suprise

When a woman yawns as she wakes up and you slam your dick in her mouth.
Seth: Did Betty sleep over your house last night?
Me: Yeah and I gave her an early morning suprise.
by arsenalpete316 March 17, 2009
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Early Morning-ing

the continuation of "late-nighting;" the act of waking up hungover among a large group of friends, usually co-ed, in various beds and couches... then the group proceeds to go eat an unhealthy, delicious breakfast, watch hilariously terrible movies on demand, and review digital cameras for evidence and stories from the night before

(may include morning discoveries of half-consumed food, half-smoked bowls, and half-hearted hook ups - depending on the night)
Friend: "Hey, why weren't you in class this morning?"

Girl: "Oh, I woke up at the Green House, so we all just laid around early morning-ing...watching "John Tucker Must Die" and eating egg McMuffins... the usual."

Friend: "Man, I'm jealous! I made it home last night.. bummer."
by Mellen. April 15, 2010
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Cutting Out Early

Leaving ones place of work before the work day is officially complete. Often used with a lame excuse such as having to go to Karate practice.
Hey guys - I have to Cut Out Early to go to Karate. If the boss calls, just tell him that I have an offsite meeting.
by Hedo Dave June 4, 2004
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stay up early

To stay up until waking hours.
"Looks like I have to stay up early and play this video game."
"I stayed up so early last night, I got to sleep at like 8am."
by Dieter Haley January 19, 2014
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Earl

Earl is an English title given to noble men. An earl is above a viscount and below a Marquis
The young Earl has ordered his servants to dispose of the old rug.
by Param2002 August 31, 2015
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Duke Of Earl

1: A person who will be there for someone inevitably.

2: Former king of England.

3: One of the greatest songs conceived by man. It's a staple oldie written by none other than the legendary Gene Chandler.
1: Ey baby I'll be your Duke of Earl if you put out ey.

2: Serf #1 "Look ese it's the Duke of Earl"

Serf #2 " Simon he's a ranker ey"

3: Ey vato I just got Duke of Earl on a 45. Check me out ese...
by Vago Mesheeka September 4, 2009
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