dangleitis

A rare sickness of the hands, seen on an ice rink if seen at all. Symptoms include toe drags, triple dekes, sauce, the dirty pavel. Can be cured by using a wooden stick, using a brutal knob, or wearing a bauer cage.

Broadie #1: Did you see the move freaky Sully pulled last night on that Needham bender last night.
Broadie #2: Yeah looked like a pretty wicked case of dangleitis.
Broadie #1: That kid has immaculate flow.

by Rocko Lumber January 23, 2008

Alabama Crab Dangle

1. A vigorous and bestial hillbilly form of intercourse where in the man enters his partner (male or female) from the rear. The position gets it’s name from the unique habit of propping one leg up presumably for purposes of leverage, on a nearby raised surface such as a pig trough or fence rail so that the testicals appear to dangle. See also, Shaka Zulu Style

Ex.
“I come in the barn and there was Earl a’fuckin Jethro amongst the hay bails, and he just grins at me and asks if I want a lil Alabama crab dangle”.

“Charles had been an indifferent lover with Emma and it was left to Rudolpho to teach her the intricacies of the Alabama cab dangle beneath a canopy of beach leaves along the riding path by her home.”
Flaubert, “Madame Bovary”

by BSP March 11, 2003

Chi-town Crab Dangle

When a man hides behind a bush at night and waits for a person to walk by and then jumps out and crab dangles the person by knocking the victim on to the ground and repeatedly teabagging his/her face whilst making the motion of crab claws opening and closing with his hands.

Gina: I had a great night last night.
Kirsten: Oh? What'd you do?
Gina: I walked through a really long secluded path and got Chi-town Crab Dangled by 6 different dudes!
Kirsten: You're such a skeever

by yellow-dart June 1, 2007

Dangles

A person who uses their body in exchange for a chinese food, fast food, phone credit, bus/taxi fare, a Blackberry or most recently a Samsung

"She doesn't work yet she always eating Chinese food and got phone credit. Must be a dangles."

by 592dslim July 28, 2014

dangle twat

When a girls vag lips are really long and hnag like meat curtains.

I was about to go down this chick, then I saw she had a dangle twat and I was back to the titties.

by Tom Sylvester June 22, 2008

Dangle Meat

When a woman's inner labia hangs down lower than normal. Caused by excesive amounts of sex,or giving birth multiple times.

Pam took off her panties and her dangle meat dropped down almost to the floor.

by Fiveslotmag August 4, 2008

fanny dangles

1. An expression of annoyance(n)

2. As an adjective it can be used as a term for an annoying person

3. As a verb it can be used to describe the act of being annoying

1. 'Oh fanny dangles!'

2. 'Come over here you fanny dangler'

3. 'Stop fanny dangling around!'

by Maeve Shepdung June 24, 2004