deusche

A 28 year-old man who teaches "life lessons"

stupid bitch, deusche can be spelled both ways

by tristan1301 November 2, 2008

duche bagel

anyone who is smells like shit and/or eats cunt for a living

Your a fucking duche bagel.
Fuck you you fucking duche bagel.
Your mom's a Fucking duche bagel.

by bonfire666 November 29, 2007

duchess

Commonly autocorrected as douche. A person, especially female who has very shapely ears and nice hair

Lady Galadriel was such a douche. Oops. Duchess

by crazyabdu December 25, 2014

Duche

Pronunciation: do-chey.
Duche means anything and everything. It's universal.

You are such a duche! I love you, you duche. Oh my god, that's so duche! Super duche! Rock on duche!

by Project DAY February 24, 2009

douschebag

N: A person who is dirty in all aspects, human excrement, the bottom of the sewage system.

N: An insult used to make someone think very deeply and then realize what a horrible person they are.

N: A cum sponge.

Interjection: Used when someone says something utterly retarded and you just have to stop them.

Jasen: "Yeah, I was raping this baby monkey yesterday and he was like-"

Ron: "No, fucktard, quit being such a douschebag, that's retarded."

Jasen: Hey, sorry man, you didn't have to go call me a douschebag though, I'm going to go and cry now."

by the_ronness July 15, 2008

duche bag

RYAN SHECKLER is a DUCHE BAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryan Sheckler is a fucking crybaby and a sell out

RYAN SHECKLER is a duche bag, sell out

by snowboarder January 17, 2008

deuschebag

a small item used to clean the crust out of a crusty(not trusty) vagina a.k.a. pussy twat or taco.

het bertha Marks go clean ur taco with a deuschebag.

by the run mcs of the spitting encounter November 4, 2003