Christian kid: "How do you protect yourself from your parents' brutal punishments"
Hispanic/Arab kid: "Have you heard of sandal dodging?"
Hispanic/Arab kid: "Have you heard of sandal dodging?"
by Hispanic Master October 24, 2019
Get the sandal dodgingmug. A coupe made from 1978-1980 which was replaced by the Dodge Mirada and was used in NASCAR. Also a 2005-2008 Station Wagon avaliable in 4 different trims ranging from SE, SXT, R/T, and SRT8. available with the 2.7l V6, 3.5l V6, 5.7l V8, and 6.1l V8.
by 345HEMI May 29, 2017
Get the dodge magnummug. Occurs when two people are walking toward each other in the same path in a crowded area or narrow hallway but with enough room for each person to slightly walk past each other. Both parties try to avoid walking into one another by getting out of each other's path, but instead, while walking towards each other, dodge into each other's path at the same time, resulting in confusion, frustration, and sometimes laughter.
Two men who do not know each other walking towards each other down the magazine section of the supermarket
Tom:What are you doing?
Jacob(in an urkel voice): Quit dodging the mirror sir! It's not funny! Everyone is watching.
Tom and Jacob both together:Arrrrrggggghhhhh!!!!!
......then they both laugh and drink a beer afterwards.....
Tom:What are you doing?
Jacob(in an urkel voice): Quit dodging the mirror sir! It's not funny! Everyone is watching.
Tom and Jacob both together:Arrrrrggggghhhhh!!!!!
......then they both laugh and drink a beer afterwards.....
by themainbwana July 30, 2009
Get the Dodging the Mirrormug. When your lady is on the rag and totally bugging you with her attitude and chewing you out for her time of that month and you sneak or avoid her calls or texts all day
"Hey what are you up to today dude?"
"I'm just blood dodging bro, my chick is tripping all over stupid shit I said to her."
"Oh man, good luck!!"
"I'm just blood dodging bro, my chick is tripping all over stupid shit I said to her."
"Oh man, good luck!!"
by Sofakingsaiyan December 11, 2019
Get the Blood dodgingmug. A mid-sized family car made by Dodge from 1995 to 2006. The car was redesigned in 2001. It was a badge-engineered version of the Chrysler Cirrus and Plymouth Breeze (which began in 1996) in its first generation. The three were known as The Cloud Cars. It was a badge-engineered version of the Chrysler Sebring in its second generation. In other words, it was the same as these cars but with a Dodge logo. Nothing fancy, but a generally reliable car that may have some problems with struts. A common defect on the first generation model was that the hood would start to rust prematurely. The second generation had some issues with the 2.7L. Any Stratus engine has an unusually high-pitched recognizeable sound while running. Overall, an underrated car that gets you where you need to be and should last awhile, despite some quirks.
Why is that Plymouth Breeze so rusty at the end of the hood? -Ahem. Dodge Stratus. Nobody knows. They just do that. -Would you like to buy this Chrysler Sebring sedan from us today? -That's a Dodge Stratus! -Same thing! Shhh, if you make me look like a fool, I won't give you a good deal!
by Cloudcarman July 1, 2011
Get the Dodge Stratusmug. THE GREATEST CAR EVER!!!!! I have an '01 ES, 2.7l V6, gold, 100,000 miles, mint condit. That's how I roll.
by mikethemanjr December 3, 2007
Get the dodge intrepidmug.