Disabilly

A hillbilly that’s takes advantage of disability programs or takes government programs.

Disabilly- Billy never works but always has a pack of cigarettes and has a nice single wide. He always eats out and hasn’t worked in years. Billy is 33 years old.

by Br00k$ February 2, 2022

Technologically disabled

The politically correct way to say someone is technologically retarded or ileterate. Someone who cannot understand how technology works or how to use it. Can be shortened to T.D.

Melissa: my dad just called me to ask me how to turn his laptop again.
Mike: your dad is technologically disabled !
Melissa: yea, he's so TD!

by Dawanz July 9, 2016

Emotional Diabetes

Have you ever had a person send you sweet sweet words that made your heart beat fast and the blood rush to your cheeks? Well here is what will happen if you get too much of that good stuff.

Emotional diabetes. This disease flows through the sweet aromatic words of another person or loved one. It stimulates the giggle glands and the shy nature of even the most brute like women and men.

Some other symptoms include but are not exclusive to; tears of happiness, stargazing with no stars, seeing the world through shades of pink and drawing hearts around every picture of them.

This is a very common but sometimes deadly disease if it gets to later stages codenamed adoration and love.

Gaby: "Awwwwwwwww!"
Toby: "What the fluff are you 'Awww'-ing about?"
Gaby: ".....nothing.. Just Nick..
Toby: *sighs* "What'd he say this time?"
Gaby: "Nothin' special.. Just that he loves me and will never let anyone else have me...."
Toby: "Okay"*feels Gaby's forehead* "Yep. You have it. No doubt."
Gaby: "I have what?..."
Toby: "Emotional diabetes."

by The-Purple-Kitten-Master August 18, 2016

Mexican Diabetes

Also known as "Type 3 Diabetes" or "Tipo Tres", it is diabetes that is contracted when your pancreas is stolen from you and sold on the black market while you lay in a bathtub full of ice.

Joel: "What got up your ass?"
Joe: "Sorry man, I got Mexican Diabetes so I get grumpy from insulin deprevation"
Joel: "Is that why you voted Trump?"
Joe: "One of the reasons"

by GoonBoom March 11, 2017

Captain Diabeetus

A superhero created for people with Diabetes

Teen - “ Mam look am Captain Diabeetus”

Mam- “ Put your clothes on and take that blanket from your neck. You need your insulin”

by Floppy sticks September 23, 2018

Social Disability

A form of paralyzing anxiety that hinders one's ability to socialize. A person with a Social Disability is typically shy, reclusive, and extremely anxious in social situations and tends to keep very few or even no friends. A Social Disability can make it extremely difficult for a person to engage in relationships and friendships.

Q: Hey why does that guy seem very tense when people are around?
A: Oh I think it's because he suffers from a form of Social Disability.

by dzffa September 17, 2021

Can of Diabetes

Reference to a soda can or energy drink that isn't a diet version. It is called this due to the large quantities of sugar in these drinks which are made to break your pancreas.

Person 1: What's that drink you've got?

Person 2: Oh this? This is just a Can of Diabetes.

by Bigcake March 12, 2015