An expression used as banter towards another for the purpose of sarcasm. This phrase is usually used in response to a dumb question.
*Mohammed is lying in bed, about to go to sleep*
Sam: "You about to go to bed?"
Mohammed: "Dis dick in yo mouth"
Sam: "You about to go to bed?"
Mohammed: "Dis dick in yo mouth"
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"So I just sat there in the horse costume waving my dick in the wind"
"Look at Tim, he's waving his dick in the wind"
"Look at Tim, he's waving his dick in the wind"
by P.I. Staker August 4, 2007
Get the waving my dick in the wind mug.Doing something unsolicited and extremely unwelcome to another. Additionally, wise advice that every heterosexual male in a committed relationship should heed. Also abbreviated as dsydimb.
This phrase arises from the bewildering and hostility-invoking belief that a girl will get turned on and want to have sex if her partner sticks his erect dick in her back while she is trying to sleep. For unknown reasons, all heterosexual males engage in this behavior with their significant other and seem not to notice or ever learn that foreplay or some other less aggravating tactic would actually be far more effective.
This phrase arises from the bewildering and hostility-invoking belief that a girl will get turned on and want to have sex if her partner sticks his erect dick in her back while she is trying to sleep. For unknown reasons, all heterosexual males engage in this behavior with their significant other and seem not to notice or ever learn that foreplay or some other less aggravating tactic would actually be far more effective.
Example:
YourMom: Hey, I signed you up as a counselor at Carol's kid's churchcamp this summer.
Lil Lis: Don't stick your dick in my back, man.
Next example:
Guy: Wake up Jane, I want to have sex.
Gal: Don't stick your dick in my back. Now I just want to kill you.
YourMom: Hey, I signed you up as a counselor at Carol's kid's churchcamp this summer.
Lil Lis: Don't stick your dick in my back, man.
Next example:
Guy: Wake up Jane, I want to have sex.
Gal: Don't stick your dick in my back. Now I just want to kill you.
by thundersnow December 12, 2010
Get the don't stick your dick in my back mug.When your girl wanna get freaky so you stick your dick into a bag of doritos and let your bitch suck the dust of the tip
" Babe I'm feeling a bit peckish" " what you want bella ? " " Got any chips ? " " Ahh I could put my dick in a bag of doritos and you could suck the dust of the tip ?"
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A phrase used to warn owners of a dick to not stick it in a specified place.
Some examples of unsuitable places for which this phrase could be used are:
-Clams
-Waste desposal unit
-Used banana wrappers
-Toucan beak
-Paper shredder
-Vacuum cleaner
-Exhaust pipe
-Chinese finger trap
-Pencil Sharpener
A phrase used to warn owners of a dick to not stick it in a specified place.
Some examples of unsuitable places for which this phrase could be used are:
-Clams
-Waste desposal unit
-Used banana wrappers
-Toucan beak
-Paper shredder
-Vacuum cleaner
-Exhaust pipe
-Chinese finger trap
-Pencil Sharpener
by Toblerones April 14, 2021
Get the Don't stick ya dick in that mug.to 'hang out' with your penis in something... usually a girl's mouth or vagina
similar to "rockin' out with my cock out" or "hangin' out with my wang out". except the penis is 'in' not 'out'
similar to "rockin' out with my cock out" or "hangin' out with my wang out". except the penis is 'in' not 'out'
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