Donk

Someone Who is Mor Tactical then others when involved im high alert situations,

Fang you made it back from war your really a donk ( A militant Machine gun Expert From 124 EGC)

by JohnnyDoe12444 April 9, 2026

DONK

A type of fast UK house music with a characteristic PVC pipe thwack music.

Heyyyyy we got glonky listening to donk at Glastonbury

by Swampi August 27, 2025

DONK!

The sound a Donkey makes when it has a bucket on its head.

Donkey: DONKKKKKKKK DONK!

by BirdLover637 October 21, 2012

donk dialing

A variant of pocket dialing whereby sitting on a phone causes it to call someone. Usaully caused when you leave your phone in your back pockets and sit on it.

Sorry about donk dialing you, I just sat down with my phone in my back pocket.

by Rachael B. :) June 3, 2009

donk depo

A very compulsive degenerate action generally done when thinking irrationally with total disregard for the consequences. Most commonly done by gamblers; it is the act of depositing money on an online casino (without sufficient funds in the accounting being drawn on) in hopes of catching a "heater" so that by the time the NSF hits you have more than enough in your poker account to cover the initial deposit.

Guy: What are you going to do man...you have no money to play poker just go get a job

Degenerate: I don't know I was thinking about just donk depoing on poker stars and a sportsbook; i probably won't lose anyway

Guy: IDK man better be careful that seems rather gross sir

Degenerate: Well idfc my life sucks anyway who cares if I have a negative bank account. I NEED THE ACTION BABY!!!!

by stonew2 July 14, 2010

Donk Bangaloo

Pronounced; (D-o-nk) (B-An-g-a-loo)

Used when something isn't going your way, or something terrible is happening, it can also be used in short form as Bangaloo

"Aw Donk Bangaloo, I just stubbed my toe"

"Son of a Bangaloo, I just spilt my drink"

by XyloBro February 19, 2021

Donk Bird

A girl who goes to DONK nights, sleeps with every DJ & MC she can whilst sniffing all their drugs.

Aye you see that Ange the other night with Joe Taylor, she's a propa Donk Bird her.

by DJ Rome January 12, 2020