A game (for men) where you masturbate sitting up and right before climax, point the tip of your dick up at your face and try to dodge your cum as it shoots up at your face. Edging yourself adds difficulty.
Yo, I was playing Dodge-Balls last night and totally jizzed in my own mouth!
You guys coming to play Dodge-Balls tonight? It's gonna be a BLAST.
You guys coming to play Dodge-Balls tonight? It's gonna be a BLAST.
by J'Cari October 2, 2021
Get the Dodge-Ballsmug. by Phosplelonagen May 15, 2018
Get the bird dodgedmug. Occurs when two people are walking toward each other in the same path in a crowded area or narrow hallway but with enough room for each person to slightly walk past each other. Both parties try to avoid walking into one another by getting out of each other's path, but instead, while walking towards each other, dodge into each other's path at the same time, resulting in confusion, frustration, and sometimes laughter.
Two men who do not know each other walking towards each other down the magazine section of the supermarket
Tom:What are you doing?
Jacob(in an urkel voice): Quit dodging the mirror sir! It's not funny! Everyone is watching.
Tom and Jacob both together:Arrrrrggggghhhhh!!!!!
......then they both laugh and drink a beer afterwards.....
Tom:What are you doing?
Jacob(in an urkel voice): Quit dodging the mirror sir! It's not funny! Everyone is watching.
Tom and Jacob both together:Arrrrrggggghhhhh!!!!!
......then they both laugh and drink a beer afterwards.....
by themainbwana July 30, 2009
Get the Dodging the Mirrormug. Christian kid: "How do you protect yourself from your parents' brutal punishments"
Hispanic/Arab kid: "Have you heard of sandal dodging?"
Hispanic/Arab kid: "Have you heard of sandal dodging?"
by Hispanic Master October 24, 2019
Get the sandal dodgingmug. A coupe made from 1978-1980 which was replaced by the Dodge Mirada and was used in NASCAR. Also a 2005-2008 Station Wagon avaliable in 4 different trims ranging from SE, SXT, R/T, and SRT8. available with the 2.7l V6, 3.5l V6, 5.7l V8, and 6.1l V8.
by 345HEMI May 29, 2017
Get the dodge magnummug. A mid-sized family car made by Dodge from 1995 to 2006. The car was redesigned in 2001. It was a badge-engineered version of the Chrysler Cirrus and Plymouth Breeze (which began in 1996) in its first generation. The three were known as The Cloud Cars. It was a badge-engineered version of the Chrysler Sebring in its second generation. In other words, it was the same as these cars but with a Dodge logo. Nothing fancy, but a generally reliable car that may have some problems with struts. A common defect on the first generation model was that the hood would start to rust prematurely. The second generation had some issues with the 2.7L. Any Stratus engine has an unusually high-pitched recognizeable sound while running. Overall, an underrated car that gets you where you need to be and should last awhile, despite some quirks.
Why is that Plymouth Breeze so rusty at the end of the hood? -Ahem. Dodge Stratus. Nobody knows. They just do that. -Would you like to buy this Chrysler Sebring sedan from us today? -That's a Dodge Stratus! -Same thing! Shhh, if you make me look like a fool, I won't give you a good deal!
by Cloudcarman July 1, 2011
Get the Dodge Stratusmug. THE GREATEST CAR EVER!!!!! I have an '01 ES, 2.7l V6, gold, 100,000 miles, mint condit. That's how I roll.
by mikethemanjr December 3, 2007
Get the dodge intrepidmug.