Dock and Block

A form of defense in the game of basketball where the defender sticks his penis in the offensive players eye and then blocks his shot.

Man my friend Ryan sure did seem to love getting the Dock and Block from that big black fat Cock

by SeizureBoyz420 February 20, 2014

Dip and Dock

Where one dips their genitals into an iced beverage, preferably of the tropical variety (eg. a coconut, mai tai) before partaking in the act of docking.

“We decided to spice things up a bit, so obviously we went for a dip and dock”

by The Dip Dockter January 11, 2018

dock lizard

Middle age to older women/cougars that hang out on the water front looking for men with boats. Almost always drunk.

Hey lets pull the boat up to the marina and pick up some dock lizards! Maybe we can all get laid!

by Hotrod_parts_guy March 07, 2014

frost docking

Similar to when space docking, frost docking is when human fecal matter is inserted into a woman's vagina through the use of a pastry bag or frosting dispenser.

Steve couldn't help but admire his expert technique at frost docking as the intricate flower of shit appeared to bloom out of Nancy's crotch.

by Lord Legzer December 24, 2014

Docking and Loading

Inserting one penis into another, followed by ejaculation.

Thomas and Andrew were "Docking and loading."

by Hackelo October 22, 2015

freight docking

When a male defecates into another male's gaping asshole. A male homosexual version of space docking.

"Norm picked up some weird habits while in the Navy."
"How so?"
"Every Saturday morning he has to buy new bed sheets because John and him keep freight docking and getting shit everywhere."
" You think with being in the Navy they would have better aim."

by Whale Whisperer May 09, 2016

Dock Surfing

when you (out of boredom) scroll your mouse over to the doc on an apple comuter and surf on the icons back and forth so the icons make a wave.

I was so bored yesterday, I found myself Dock Surfing.

by fatosi May 12, 2009