by marshalynn January 10, 2011
by Betabox March 31, 2008
The condition where one cannot remember that last time he got laid. Advanced stage: cannot remember with whom. Very advanced stage: Similar to advanced stage except he is married and faithful.
I cannot remember that last time I got, um, what's the word I'm looking for. Oh yeah, "laid." I must have Balzheimer's Disease.
by nuninthemorning August 08, 2009
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The disease of being a hypocrite.
Person 1: "Dude, you gotta work on your acne, your face looks like a pepperoni pizza!"
Person 2: "Well you have worse acne than me! You, my friend, have hypocritis disease!"
Person 2: "Well you have worse acne than me! You, my friend, have hypocritis disease!"
by FireOnSteroids July 28, 2020
A condition in where the patient is extremely cute and sweet. In some cases, they might deny these accusations, but that is just a symptom. They also tend to be a fashion statement.
by She's great:) May 13, 2021
Person 1: "Pierce the Veil, Sleeping with Sirens, and Black Veil Brides sucks."
Person 2: "Are you being serious? You must have Lozrocks disease."
Person 2: "Are you being serious? You must have Lozrocks disease."
by FIRrocks and Laurenn_Elainee December 01, 2012