Carolina Diaper

An otherwise normal diaper, after an infant takes a really fucking nasty yellow shit, resembling that really nasty yellow Carolina BBQ sauce.

Dude. I'm never having kids. I can't stand the Carolina Diaper.

by Silicon Quick2 June 16, 2018

diaper dope

diaper dope is heroin / fent dope that is so strong and fire that it will make you shit your pants... hence you need to wear a diaper when you do it. Many chunk dope users try to wear makeshift diapers before going on chunk knocker binges.

Not to be confused with dirty diaper coke

Tyrone: Be careful with this pack my man its some diaper dope

by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022

Shitty Diaper

A sketchy situation, to be sketched out.

Man I smell a shitty diaper, we should dip.

by JaySteeze January 12, 2015

diaper genie

When you take a poop, but instead of the poop falling off into the toilet it spreads itself out like a sticky cloud, filling half your buttcrack and your taint all the way to your balls, like you'd find in a baby's diaper, and it takes half a roll of toilet paper to clean, and usually a hemorrhoid develops because if all the wiping.

I had a diaper genie this morning and ran out of buttwipe because I used so much yesterday when I had my other diaper genie. Now I think I'm getting a rrhoid.

by DiaperPie July 17, 2019

meat diaper

smearing a tube of ground chuck all over your gooch and anus, shitting and pissing into it, and cooking it in a spaghetti bolognese

hey Tony, what's for dinner tonight?

well, my girlfriend is bringing her family over and I've been sitting in this meat diaper for 72 hours. We could cook that up and give them a taste of Sicily

by WarthogGoddess January 4, 2021

Piper the diaper

My sleep paralysis demon

Please go away piper the diaper

by Strange death January 30, 2021

Diaper Shoes

Large, white sneakers worn by Middle Aged women, often clown-like in appearance.

Person 1: "Wow, check out Mary's new shoes. It looks like her feet are wearing diapers!"
Person 2: "Word. Those are some fly looking diaper shoes.

by Shockererer November 7, 2016