When a massage school student and is in denial of the fact that she is on the path to becoming a prostitute by taking the techniques of massage far too seriously and ignoring the fact that they are essentially training to be a euphemism for a hooker.
She's actually wondering how she's goingb to end up paying her tuition for massage school, she's in total massage school denial.
by Ford Leiden January 13, 2010
Get the Massage School Denial mug.The notion that the heat index is a number made up by government conspiracy despite the fact the National Weather Service adopted the heat index in 1980 because it explains how relative humidity affects the temperature the body perceives. Heat wave denial was first said by Fox News Radio Host Dr Rush "I'm still a fat-ass, pill popping drug addict with more money than you'll ever see" Limbaugh on July 21, 2011. This was in response to the fact that almost 2/3 of the US was under some kind of heat advisory. In other words, Dr. Fatass wants you to trust what he says and not what your body tells you. Sad part is in this nation of retards and dumb fucks, there are many who believe what this bloated bag of gas and drugs has to say.
Mike: Terry just told me the heat index is a hoax.
Joe: Terry's in heat index denial. He's been watching Fox News again.
Joe: Terry's in heat index denial. He's been watching Fox News again.
by fauxnewsbuster July 25, 2011
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In denial of being single because the break up was not mutual. Maybe because you still live with your 'ex' bf and are still sleeping in the same bed and having sex too!
girl- "I love you."
guy- "I love you, too."
girl- "Then why did you want to break up with me?"
guy- "I just need some space away from you and some time to think about how I feel about being single."
********Days Later ***
girl- "Hey.What are you doing sat night?"
girl's friend- "Hi. Nothing much. Just having some people over and drinking. You and the bf should come over too."
girl- "Yeah. Sounds like fun. I will see if he wants to go."
The girl shows up alone and gives an excuse for the bf because....she is single and that is what it's like to be In denial.
guy- "I love you, too."
girl- "Then why did you want to break up with me?"
guy- "I just need some space away from you and some time to think about how I feel about being single."
********Days Later ***
girl- "Hey.What are you doing sat night?"
girl's friend- "Hi. Nothing much. Just having some people over and drinking. You and the bf should come over too."
girl- "Yeah. Sounds like fun. I will see if he wants to go."
The girl shows up alone and gives an excuse for the bf because....she is single and that is what it's like to be In denial.
by Claire Marie April 17, 2008
Get the In denial mug.Someone who lies about their entire life claiming things that arent theirs to be theirs and then they tell their friends that theyre more like punk or emo or scene or w/e than most ppl when they arent theyre just trying to be cool therefore embarssing you and cause you to no longer be around then and they also think everyone loves them and is dating their best friends cousin they also have dated a fat bastard and sometimes have a gf as well as a bf and try to rape you while your trying to sleep -_- they have probably also dated your best friend and then was dumped by your best friend cause she ruined all the fun XD
by FrankieUnknown September 2, 2006
Get the prep in denial mug.by BigDan009 March 1, 2009
Get the loser denial mug.A relationship between a guy and a girl which has clearly gone far beyond the level of being friends. They text, video chat, hang out, go out together, make out, have been to bed together at least once (most likely they do it all the time....The Sex part). Their feelings for each other are obvious but one party is in denial (most of the time it is the girl) and says they’re just ‘friends’ but it’s clear to everyone that they are not.
Girl 1: “Hey Nainika, I hear that you and Rishi are together now”
Nainika: “No. We are just friends”
Girl 2: *whispers to girl 1* “They are friends in denial. She always denying it but they are always together, one time a guy walked in on them doing it in the students room.”
Girl 1: “My goodness!”
Nainika: “No. We are just friends”
Girl 2: *whispers to girl 1* “They are friends in denial. She always denying it but they are always together, one time a guy walked in on them doing it in the students room.”
Girl 1: “My goodness!”
by Morethanfriends May 31, 2018
Get the Friends in Denial mug.When a vegan believes disgusting food taste good because:
1. He or she has been vegan so long, he or she forgets what good food tastes like.
2. He or she is so passionately devoted to veganism that psychologically vegan substitutes must taste good.
Note: Not all vegan food is bad and not all vegans are in vegan denial.
1. He or she has been vegan so long, he or she forgets what good food tastes like.
2. He or she is so passionately devoted to veganism that psychologically vegan substitutes must taste good.
Note: Not all vegan food is bad and not all vegans are in vegan denial.
How can anyone buy those vegan cupcakes? They taste like chalk.
Vegan Denial.
Or
I made these vegan fish tacos. They are good, not vegan denial good.
Vegan Denial.
Or
I made these vegan fish tacos. They are good, not vegan denial good.
by A vegetarian June 13, 2008
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