ass cattle

an excruciating poop that generates loads of noise.

holy hell!!! you must be ranching ass cattle because i can hear your BUTTHOLE Moo-ing

by hairy rumps June 3, 2010

Lauren Catterall

The most amazing girlfriend anyone could ever ask for :) shes kind, funny and stunning. she's the reason i smile for no reason and the song that i dance to sporadically :P it doesnt matter if shes miles away or right next to you, she will love you all the same. A Lauren Catterall is compassionate, caring and loving. she is loyal, trustworthy and god do you miss her when you dont see her for months on end. she makes you laugh, cry and smile. and above all, she will always been mine :)

lauren catterall, the best girlfriend ever to grace my life

by Bournemouth2k12 March 10, 2013

Horndog Cattle

Guys who add or accept friend request from "aspiring models"

Aspiring models who need x amount of fans on their page

John is just horndog cattle, he never has a chance with that girl

by Agent 99 October 23, 2014

cash cattle

Rich person that only hangs with other rich people

Mason is a cash cattle, the lil fuckboy.

by jesusalmighty10w0 April 18, 2015

over catting

Any more than one cat per two people in a household is considered over catting. 2-1 ratio is the permissible limit .

My buddy is severely over catting with one cat per person in his house.

by machismo April 21, 2017

Holy Cattle

When in great surprise, instead of holy cow, a southern man says holy cattle.

Holy cattle, she's crazy.

by RookieRooster September 29, 2021

Quicken Loans Cattle Handle

When you pay a discount rate for a dry handjob while on a business trip to a rural area. The Quicken Loans Cattle Handle usually occurs in the backseat of a crew cab Chevy 2x4, while the handjobist's father is trying to buy dip in the Love's Gas Station. If timed improperly the Quicken Loans Cattle Handle can have disastrous results, including STI's, Blueballs or a Napoleon Complex.

Man I had to go to Oklahoma on a work trip, The wife made me promise not to do any cheating so all I did was get a couple Quicken Loans Cattle Handles to clear my head.

I got a Quicken Loans Cattle Handle yesterday, but her dad got out of the shell before I could finish.

by Kort's favorite Buttboy April 23, 2018