Portuguese whoopie cushion

When you break wind into a woman’s vagina and she then queefs it out

Watch out for Christine, she’s always up for a Portuguese whoopie cushion

by Skeeeeeyeeee January 17, 2024

Sleep on one cushion

Sleep on one side of your body. Has nothing to do with cushions.

I can't sleep on one cushion.

by Wewmagma May 30, 2021

Pushin’ the Cushion

Used in dirt track racing.

Used to describe someone who is racing their car on the top lane.

Dude, Brian Malcom was pushin’ the cushion last night at the track.

by Apoll0_ March 21, 2020

koozie cushion

When a man with a cock length of 11 inches or longer uses a beer koozie around the base of his penis to cushion the extra yardage that wont fit into a girl's pussy. Both useful for the man and the woman.

"That bitch was so short I had to straight up koozie cushion!"

or

"Baby, Im gonna have to Koozie Cush yo shit."

by veegee75 January 15, 2009

Illinois Whoopee Cushion

While having oral sex with a female, spread the vagina and blow into it. Then tickle her to make her queef.

During oral sex, I gave my wife an Illinois Whoopee Cushion.

by Blow Hole Man November 1, 2022

Cushionable

The ability for something to be cushioned.

my shoe was very cushionable

by 4_E.4 February 14, 2025

cushion king

A male who receives sexually more than he gives, similar to a pillow princess.

Don't be a cushion king, Kyle! It's my turn!

by masayyyy September 9, 2022