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throw a curve ball

Another name for taking a shit. When a catcher in baseball wants his pitcher to throw a curve ball he puts down two fingers and since taking a shit is commonly referred to as "going number two" this phrase is appicable when you have to poop.
Man that coffee ran right through me. I got to go to the bathroom and throw a curve ball before I make a mess of myself.
by C Floods March 22, 2011
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Irish Curve

After many months or years of a guy "helping" oneself, the penis begins to slightly tilt to one side when erect. Instead of being straight it angles off to the direction of the dominant hand.
He was OCD so his Irish Curve drove him crazy, he ended up cutting it off.
by KBatManV October 22, 2008
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the curve

I bent the curve take that dan
hahahahahahahahahaha i fucking hate your hat dan
by Jeff March 4, 2005
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Learning Curve

A learning curve is the time in a young persons life when they experiment with that gay shit.
“Why does Meade seem so fucking gay” “must be going through the learning curve”
by Yungdaggerrdickkkk September 25, 2018
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Opportunity Curve

The moment when you take a turn on a moving vehicle and dramatically over-act the force of centripetal force to move closer/lean in to your. crush/significant other.
You took that opportunity curve quite sharply there, too bad she slapped you in the face...
by squid4hire August 30, 2011
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flesh curve

The curvature of the male genitalia to either the left or right
His flesh curve looked odd at first, but once I turned over half way through he was able to get both sides
by TJBurke August 21, 2017
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S-curve

S-curve is a body movement used to maximize stimulation. Done by moving the position of the pelvis into different positions while engaging in sex.

Doing the S-curve} is a request to have your partner move her/his hips in a rhythm that makes maximum use of the friction in the requesters sexual organ. When moving forward on a mans penis the partner turns their hips upward. On the return stroke the hip are moved downward to stimulate the bottom, more sensitive, part of the penis. It can start slow and become faster as the sexual energy builds or you can maintain a single speed from start to finish.
For women S-curve is having the sexual partner move to find the most stimulating area of the vagina and then combining the stroking to lesser stimulating areas to show the contrast. Can be frustrating to get used to but once you are the energy build to a very high state. Very nice while scissoring.
Stroke me with the S-curve . I am close to climaxing.

Let's do the S-curve.
The s-curve is one of the few things you can learn watching porn.
by Gandword May 22, 2018
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