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Down curve 

A man with a penis that curves down while erect
He had a mean down curve really hit the G-spot
Down curve by Tall leprechaun October 4, 2019

throw a curve ball 

Another name for taking a shit. When a catcher in baseball wants his pitcher to throw a curve ball he puts down two fingers and since taking a shit is commonly referred to as "going number two" this phrase is appicable when you have to poop.
Man that coffee ran right through me. I got to go to the bathroom and throw a curve ball before I make a mess of myself.
throw a curve ball by C Floods March 22, 2011

Irish Curve 

After many months or years of a guy "helping" oneself, the penis begins to slightly tilt to one side when erect. Instead of being straight it angles off to the direction of the dominant hand.
He was OCD so his Irish Curve drove him crazy, he ended up cutting it off.
Irish Curve by KBatManV October 22, 2008

the curve 

I bent the curve take that dan
hahahahahahahahahaha i fucking hate your hat dan
the curve by Jeff March 4, 2005

Learning Curve

A learning curve is the time in a young persons life when they experiment with that gay shit.
“Why does Meade seem so fucking gay” “must be going through the learning curve
Learning Curve by Yungdaggerrdickkkk September 25, 2018

Opportunity Curve

The moment when you take a turn on a moving vehicle and dramatically over-act the force of centripetal force to move closer/lean in to your. crush/significant other.
You took that opportunity curve quite sharply there, too bad she slapped you in the face...
Opportunity Curve by squid4hire August 30, 2011