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curtee-ism

Curtee-ism - A southern (deep south) alternative to the word courtesy.
Upon holding the door for a young lady, a fellow, in a deep country drawl, says, "see, curtee-ism ain't dead."
by Word Mechanic January 25, 2011
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cratered

Very, very, very, shwasted.
Dude, when we finally left the bar last night i was so cratered.
by Mix Club May 20, 2011
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Craterian

Smoother than smooth. The softest thing you might feel, feels almost like you're touching velvet. Feeling of the untroubled sleek skin. Oh so lustrous.
Andrew: Did you feel Nicole's legs!?
Daniel: No?
Andrew: They were so dang craterian.

Daniel: ooooh..(;
by Captain John. August 25, 2013
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crate rape

verb \ˈkrāt-ˈrāp\

the unforgivable act of stealing a teammates hard earned care package during a Call of Duty multiplayer match.
100% of the time the culprit performs this foolishly selfish act in order to feel better about the fact that his/(her?) pecker is the size of a ladybug..

Following the capture, He/(She?) proceeds to hoist the crate over his/(her?) pea-sized noggin and then exclaims, at the top of his/(her?) lungs
"HEY EVERYBODY, CHECK OUT MY RIDICULOUSLY HUGE & IMPRESSIVE PACKAGE!! LOOK AT HOW ROCK HARD IT IS!!!!!"

This typically gets it done for them for the duration of the match before their feelings of inadequacy return which, inevitably, leads to a continuous cycle of handling other players packages without proper consent for the simple pleasure of feeling better about their own.
PLAYER 1:

Hey, did you see that?

THAT FUCKIN' RANDO OVER THERE JUST STOLE MY CARE PACKAGE RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER MY GUN WHILE I WAS BUSY SAVING HIS OVER-USED ASSHOLE FROM CERTAIN-DEATH!!)

PLAYER 2:

Yup, and from what I saw, that ugly troll-ass motherfucker totally crate rape(d) the living daylights out of your manhood!
Fuckin' bummer, Man.
by MJ FAME December 16, 2013
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Crater Wasted

When a person drinks copious amounts of alcohol and ends up getting a hole in their liver as a result. Similar to white girl wasted but more punk rock
Andy: Daniel is in the hospital
Suskerdoo: oh god why?
Andy: He had too much hooch last night and got crater wasted
by Ronald_ShootinJays_VasDeferens January 23, 2015
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crater clit

Someone who has vigerous intercourse, cause mass damage to the female reproduction system
You have a crater clit
by Crater clit September 22, 2016
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cumate

BITCH WHY DID YOU EVEN SEARCH THIS UP GET OUT OF URBAN DICTIONARY SMH
"i cumate you madds"
by geetiut August 18, 2017
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