Cumberlord/lady

1.Any person who has a deep fasination with the wonderful, beautiful, talented English stage and on-screen actor Benedict Cumberbatch.

2. A reference given to people who admire the beautiful features of Benedict Cumberbatch. ex- his green eyes, beautiful cheekbones, sexy tousled hair.

3. The same meaning like "Cumberbitch"

4. This word should be more in use, because Benedict Cumberbatch don't want that his fans call themselves "Cumberbitches"

I'm obsessed with Benedict Cumberbatch, thats why I call myself a Cumberlady.

I'm a Cumberlord/lady

by CumberladyoftheLord May 25, 2013

cumbencock

(noun) a large, swelling penis about the size of a cucumber that is about to cum all over the face of sex partner

"Last night, I had a huge cumbencock and I sprayed all over Stacy!"

by DellaBelle July 6, 2014

Cumberland Sausage with Mayo

A large piece of fecal matter splattered with the semen of a willing partner and consumed as a healthy mid afternoon snack.

Alfred : I'm peckish and in need of nourishment
Geoffrey : How about we enjoy a Cumberland sausage with mayo together?
Alfred: Excellent idea! I shall lay a perfect stool now.

by Big Dick Australia January 1, 2018

Cumberbatching

The act of giving something a different name because its original one is either stupid or too difficult to understand or pronounce.

- Yo Mix, are you coming to watch the new Dr. strange movie?
- For Christ sake, Stop cumberbatching my name! It's Mxyzptlk!
- Whatever you say, Mixolidy.

by Shaiavr August 2, 2018

Cumblecock

A dick that becomes shy after ejaculation.

He has a cumblecock; little things disappears after cumming.

by FabulousIl$3 October 22, 2018

Cumbleberry

Dried up cum and toilet paper crumbles.

Cumbleberry: When your girlfriend goes out and gets another mans load shot in her. and tries to clean up with toilet paper and comes home and you eat her out and you get a mouth full of cumbleberries.

by PW Stuff n Puff January 4, 2019

Cumbersnatch

An individual who steals or "snatches" cucumbers for sexual gratification.

A chinese dish, comprising cucumbers and your cousins broad nose, often served in a broth with ciabatta bread.

Vegan body builders who perform snatch lifts whilst consuming cumberland curlers.

Most archaeologists are cumbersnatchers.

Person A: "Your sense of humour sucks asshole"
Person B "You fucking Cumbersnatch"

Man: "What is today's special Garcon?"
Waiter: "Cumbersnatch"

by theboobox February 11, 2020