Cutting Nails

Painful stinging shits that are akin to the pain of trying to push a large nail out the ass.

Man I was cutting nails in there and now my asshole is stinging.

I was cutting nails and to hold the grab bars to get it worked out.

by Dick Onchin December 22, 2020

cutting someone off

unfriending someone, to cut them off & or cut them out of your life.

“yeah that hoe fake asf , she cutt frfr” cutting someone off

“oh that bitch fw opps, she cutt off bro” cutting someone off

by sanei February 13, 2022

Cuttin' Muffins

Farting. A cute slang for warm little toots, normally done in private or secretly released in the corner so as not to draw attention. First usage in midwestern households as a way to innocently refer to farts in a polite and G-rated manner. The term was popularized by the character BRAK in his epic "I love Beans" song from the show 'Space Ghost Coast to Coast' on the Adult Swim network. (Search: "I love Beans by Brak song") Often, women are thought to "cut muffins" but anyone who has ever LIVED with a woman knows that women do not cut muffins, they release toxic clouds of mustard gas. Only little girls and little boys (and cute pets) cut muffins. In short, to "cut muffins" is to flatulate in subterfuge.

Look at Jeremy over there in the corner pretending to be interested in that painting, ha, bastard is just over there cuttin' muffins. That whole corner is gonna smell like death for the next hour...

by Roblox OOOF noise guy April 20, 2022

ribbon cunting

The art or practice to take a spool of ribbon and put it inside a women's vaginal area, and slowly unravel it with your mouth.

Ellie was quite horny while dan was ribbon cunting her.

by The lady killah November 13, 2014

nervous cutting

The act of which when someone gets really nervous and doesn’t know how to express it so they start cutting, or causing self harm to “help” with the nervousness

Jimmy saw Tod nervous cutting when he was confronted about his friends drugs. cutting

by Swegg85 December 26, 2017

mass cunting

The act when a group of friends in a bar simultaneously text the word "cunt " to an absent member of the group. The result is the absent person receives a large number of SMS messages at the same time. Usually the absent person is felt to have a poor reason not to be present

Richard did not come to the pub because he was meeting his mother in law , so after a few beers and smedders we decided a mass cunting was in order , leading to much amusement or embarrassment depending who you were

by The smedders wrestler July 25, 2018

down cutting

When you are losing an argument so you you take a 5.8 inch Swiss army blade and use it it to cut all the way down the opposing side of the argument’s body. This is highly effective as it will cut through their brain (reducing intelligence), their throat (preventing breathing, also stopping intelligence due to hypoxia from lack of oxygen), their vocal cords (preventing speech, stopping them from arguing back), their oesophagus (preventing food consumption, stopping them from ingesting vitamins and memory supplements), their intestines (stopping digestion of memory supplements) and their testicles and penis (preventing them from producing offspring). This is a very effective method for turning an argument if your favour.

Joe was losing an argument so he used an impressive tactic of down cutting, allowing him to easily win the argument after.

by Gandikotologist February 2, 2021