This is really just a high 5. The exception is that it can only done by emo kids. In order to qualify as a cry five, the wrist MUST be covered with an elastoplast, and it must be clearly visible for the top clap.
Extra points are awarded if the cuts are really deep and your hand actually flips backwards, so you have to plaster it back on again - Cry Five baby!
Extra points are awarded if the cuts are really deep and your hand actually flips backwards, so you have to plaster it back on again - Cry Five baby!
by OnyxxOr March 14, 2008
When a man lends a sympathetic ear to a woman immediately after a break up in order to sleep with her.
To feign empathy and/or compassion for a chick, often for a period of days or even weeks, who has recently had a girl-crisis in order to fuck her.
When a man is emotionally unavailable but sexually available to a girl who is going through a hard time.
To feign empathy and/or compassion for a chick, often for a period of days or even weeks, who has recently had a girl-crisis in order to fuck her.
When a man is emotionally unavailable but sexually available to a girl who is going through a hard time.
Jonh: Dave, where the fuck have you been? I haven't seen you in days.
Dave: Oh, sorry dude. Amy just broke up with her boyfreind and I'm giving her a penis to cry on.
John: Just make sure your intentions are clear enough so that shit doesn't back fire and you end up in the Freind Zone. (i.e. she understands that she will have to start putting out in order to continue to get the loving care she so desperately needs)
Dave: Oh, sorry dude. Amy just broke up with her boyfreind and I'm giving her a penis to cry on.
John: Just make sure your intentions are clear enough so that shit doesn't back fire and you end up in the Freind Zone. (i.e. she understands that she will have to start putting out in order to continue to get the loving care she so desperately needs)
by Doctor Bliss December 02, 2011
a person who whines cries and throws a fit over silly bullshit. Someone who whines just to whine and argues just to argue. A silly bitch.
by juiz January 14, 2008
An extremely low temperature that, when you are exposed to it, makes you actually feel like bursting into tears.
"It's cry cold out there!!"
by Natacia Noel December 20, 2008
Cry Of Fear is a horror game from 2012 about this guy named Simon who woke up in an alley with a knife and phone. I actually almost pissed my pants playing this game and i called all of the twitches my dead grandma out of revenge, In conclusion its a good game
by Ang_69 April 06, 2021
Kid who thinks he is a wolf: "I am going to report you for cyber bullying"!
accused cyber bully: "I'm not cyber bullying"! "You're just cyber crying'!
accused cyber bully: "I'm not cyber bullying"! "You're just cyber crying'!
by Burt Zaxby August 29, 2011
Don't be such a cry slut.
by longgonearethedays October 17, 2015