crusty horn

when you have sex with a chick , you dont know she is on the rag and you wake up with a red crusty dick.

i woke up this morning at this chicks house, went to the bathroom and the bitch gave me a crusty horn.

by chaudron horn July 9, 2006

Crusty Blue Lobster

A mixture of a lobster and a blue waffle aka "Wills Mum"

Did you see Will's mum, she was such a crusty blue lobster last night.

by SparkeyRob June 19, 2014

Crusty Cob

The dry crusty vagina of an elderly dehydrated woman.

Friend 1: Why are you drinking all that water?

Friend 2: My mouth is dry after chewing on your grandmas crusty cob.

by HydratedElderlyWoman March 20, 2009

crusty vato

noun. 1.a well used prostitute's sensitive bits.

Origin=2006, TotalFark.

If you're desperate for some poon, a crusty vato will do just fine.

by minidoxigirli November 24, 2006

Crusty Martha

As in Martha Stewart. A solo sex act that occurs at someone's house other than yours. When they aren't looking, you masturbate and then wipe your seed in their drapes.

While Jennifer was in the bathroom, I pulled a Crusty Martha on her new living room drapes.

by Tron Bobcat February 26, 2010

crusty wanker

someone who sits and plays there xbox all day and dosnt bathe

hey wanna go to my party, nah im having a lan party, whatta crusty wanker

by lolzorpoop September 8, 2010

Crustychum

A crusty substance on a mans penis after having vaginal intercourse with a woman who is menstrating and not washing his penis for several days.

John realized after a week that blood left on his penis after having sex with a menstrating woman had turned into a Crustychum

by DirtyJoshDiablo2 December 17, 2010