Crunchy Hoes

A bad bitch. One who sexier than no other, she is one with a pussy so tight and moves that make you feel right.

Jim: "do you like crunchy hoes Tom?"

Tom: "Why yes Jim, I do like Crunchy Hoes"

by brozelk July 15, 2015

Crunchy

The top-of-the-line compliment to categorize a person's/ an inanimated object's likability.

-Dude, where'd you get those sunglasses from?

-I found them on the floor in Home Depot

-Bro not going to lie, those are hella crunchy.

-Thanks man!

by CrunchyNotCrusty March 7, 2017

Semi crunchy mama

A mom who typically adheres to crunchy mama beliefs but occasionally will use disposable diapers for convince or who may or may not vaccinate

That mom breastfeeds, does baby led weaning, cosleeps, but believes in some vaccinations, she’s a semi crunchy mama

by S.C.Mama February 2, 2021

crunchy choco

when an asian woman eats a bunch of whole peanuts and shits in your mouth

dude i got the best crunchy choco from that thailand hooker

by jeff dids October 31, 2012

crunchyfish

Internet celebrity, famed for his caustic wit and roguish charm.

That's pretty LOL4REALZ, crunchyfish.

by Bump for the IRC crew March 25, 2003

Crunchy

When there is one more hit in a bowl of marijuana.

Friend one: Hey brah! Lets smoke a bowl!
Friend two: Hell yeah! Let burn it down!
Friend one: Damn man, I don't know if there is another hit.
Friend two: Well push it down and see if it's still "crunchy"

by Architorcher September 6, 2010

crunchy taco

Step:1
Repeatedly bust a nut on a woman's cunt.
Step:2
Let the man milk dry and become "crunchy".
Step:3
Now its time to get down and dirty and eat the woman out.

I met a bitch last night who was so freaky that she let me eat her crunchy taco.

by sloppytaco007 December 27, 2007