crumpet fucker

a slur of loft lotus because theyre fucking british and that embarrassing

oh my hod that crumpet fucker is being embarrassing

by token emo April 7, 2022

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Crumpet Muncher

A redcoat tea taxer.

Remember when we threw those fucking crumpet munchers' tea into the Boston harbor.

by Npet2301 April 13, 2022

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Female: The ugly bitch everyone fucks at the local fett house but no one ever admits to fucking, aka. the bitch that is hella eeew but is a great fuck

A man with hella gut an balding with a two hair cheek mole but swings that fat Meat Bat so good you let him Digg any day.

Who that? Bro back the fuck up off my “Kool Aid” dog that’s my Fuck Crumpet ”.

Omg girl the nigga right there is sleepy girls fuck crumpet. The Hershey let’s him put pecker to puss any time cuz he hung

by Coli J February 11, 2022

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Protest Crumpet

Typically a late night snack undertaken just because you can and to no one is around to stop you. Alternatively it may refer to your partner refusing a Buttered Crumpet.

Just got warm in bed when I needed to wee so went to make a hot water bottle because I was freezing and now made Protest Crumpets because I needed them for the affront of standing in the cold kitchen.

by Myersrum February 15, 2022

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