couching

the act of smoking a joint and or rolling a j.

Dude, the people in the other room are couching up a storm.

I couched on her stomach.

by starshineluv November 8, 2010

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Fountain

When you're about to cum when doing a chick from behind, pull out, drool on her back a little to make her think you jizzed, she turns around and you blast her in the face.

She wasn't ready for it when I gave her the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Fountain.

by Infobucket January 16, 2010

crouching tiger, hidden Oscar

oh i HATE U FAGGIUS!!! go fag ur self, loser, lol.
The truth is out: Mr. Rochester and Raines Varens are to be married at sundown!
he, faggius, is a dwaine of Nithya m.

Run away!!!!!!!

by IsolatedCatholicSchoolgirls May 25, 2004

Crotching

It's sorta like spooning except better. It's crucial that your crotches are touching to ensure the wrath of the awkward boner.

"Bae, we should totally crotch."

"To crotch"
"Crotchet" -feminine

Crotching is the act of sticking ones crotch against a magnificently sculpted ass.

by Mattimus Maximus December 20, 2015

Crotching

Abbreviation of crotch watching; the act of watching peoples crotches

Eg. Hey suzie lets go crotching.

Hey man I did some really good crotching the other day down by the level, fancy some crotching tonight yeah?

by Dannygogo February 2, 2016

Crotching

When a person male or female positions their body to have their crotches viewed by others in person, or on camera.

During last night's match the female wrestler should have faced disqualification for excessive crotching.

by 4amigos February 16, 2017

Crotching

An indiscriminate sexual act varying from holding hands to full intercourse.

Simon: "what happened with you and Tina last night"
Jared: "gave her a good crotching didn't I"
Simon: "niceeeeee"

by Simoncrotchedtina June 10, 2018