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croydon traffic lights

Traffic lights which are timed to be green for about 3 minutes in the direction where there is no traffic and to be green for 10 seconds in the direction where traffic is tailed back for half a mile
I was well late getting to work yesterday; I ran into five different sets of Croydon traffic lights
by garry gobshite June 11, 2010
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Crayonsexual

When opening a packet of crayons or drawing with crayons, you start shitting hard and it doesn't stop for at least 3-4 hours.
Person: When i gave my little sister a packet of 64 crayons she started having a crayonsexual incident and it was really awkward cause I heard everything.
by Giraffeeater July 5, 2016
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crayon

that crayon went crazy on you.
by jane/ayn September 16, 2006
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Croydon Bounce

When a basketball somehow rolls in the net. Stemmed from CVS courts, the phrase Croydon Bounce/Croydon Roll is used mostly by Old Croydon kids AkA the Croydon Knights. A Croydon Bounce is pretty Croydonish.
Dan I love how you always get that Croydon Bounce.
by OldCroydon April 5, 2009
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Chaydon

Curly haired. Loves himself, always says he's ugly, obsessed with body building. He is really amazing when it comes to singing, even though he'll tell you he's bad at it. Really sweet when you get to know him but sometimes he's an ass. He will take care of you through everything. Very bipolar at times. He will truly love you until he can't anymore. One of the best friends you could ever ask for. People always fall for him but sometimes its not a good thing. Broken many hearts, including the one he said he was in love with. Different around certain people and is much nicer when he's not with his friends. Chaydon's are the best and worst thing that will ever happen to you.
Me: I love how sweet Chaydon is!
You: Ya except when he's with his friends.
by bootylicious March 17, 2015
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The Dirty Crayon

When you do a girl in the ass then pull out with some shit on your dick. You then proceed to use your dick like a crayon and draw a fun picture on her back.
"My girl loves it when I give her the dirty crayon."
by Felix Maloy January 12, 2009
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brown crayon

after to men have dirty anal sex and the ones dick is covered in shit
'erin and g went in the hezze fo da night and one o them came out with a brown crayon'
by Kailey April 21, 2003
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