cagey fuck

a person who doesn't reveal too much about themselves

that tommy is a cagey fuck

by assmaster May 23, 2004

cage

A device usually used in the basement for the storage of illegitimate children and the mentally retarded. Results have shown to be very successful

Timmy! Stop sticking your fingers through the cage, it's still going to be locked!

by theabusivefather November 21, 2006

Rattles my cage

To be severely irritated or annoyed. Equivalent to "Grinds my gears" or "Pisses me off"

I hate this teacher! He just Rattles my cage!

by Luke Austin April 11, 2008

The Bird and the Cage Theory

A metaphor for when two people are in a relationship and Person 1 feels like they are a bird wanting to fly but are trapped inside of a cage (aka: Person 2).

It is basically a great way of telling someone you want to break-up due to your animalistic nature of being wild and free and not wanting to be tied down to them.

Anne: "Ricky, I'm feeling like our relationship is based off the Bird and the Cage theory.
Ricky: "Wait, what do you mean?"
Anne: "I mean that I'm a bird and you're a cage; I just want to fly."
Ricky: "Oh... *sobs uncontrollably*

by MrPringle007 September 24, 2014

Nicholas Cage

A slang for marijuana used so as not to draw police attention.

"Yo mang where did you leave Nick Cage?"

"Hey Mendon we're all partying, come by with Nicholas Cage"

"Nick Cage is a great man"

by Michael Scott October 26, 2005

cage rage

A boxing match with helmets and gloves on usualy done after hockey practice in the lockerroom. Although between teamates it can be quite brutal. Unique to hockey.

Sometimes known as lockerboxing.

"jerry got owned cage raging Tamas"

by carr February 26, 2005

Hamster Cage

When in bed with a girl, fart under the covers and hold her under. Then make her give you a blowjob if she wants to get out.

(This is like a hamster cage because hamster cages smell terrible and her blowing you is like the hamster sucking on the water spout in the cage)

Last night my girl was being a hoe, so i made her give me a hamster cage.

by Zz GOOSE zZ May 25, 2009