A clean version of "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".
Safe to use on oneself and others without offense, but all your interbutt friends will still get the joke.
But then again, some people just like shocking you with their culinary experience with stockings.
Safe to use on oneself and others without offense, but all your interbutt friends will still get the joke.
But then again, some people just like shocking you with their culinary experience with stockings.
Sara 11:41 - SHIT, I think my account got deleted. Help?
Sara 12:17 - DISREGARD THAT, I COOK SOCKS. It was there the whole time.
Sara 12:17 - DISREGARD THAT, I COOK SOCKS. It was there the whole time.
by Ceylon August 21, 2009
Get the DISREGARD THAT, I COOK SOCKS mug.A has-been comedian turned bad actor who makes jokes that only idiots with single-digit I.Q's would think are even remotely funny.
Tommy: Hey Sean, there's Dane Cook.
Sean: Yeah he's such a douche. He should do another dreadful movie with Jessica Alba or Jessica Simpson.
Sean: Yeah he's such a douche. He should do another dreadful movie with Jessica Alba or Jessica Simpson.
by Into Thee Abyss January 14, 2010
Get the Dane Cook mug.To alter or adjust accounting or other records ("books"), evidence, statements, etc., usually fraudulently or unethically, in such a way as to make them take on a different meaning or appearance.
"That company is actually bankrupt, but they are going to cook the books to make it appear solvent."
"Joe's experiments all failed, but he cooked the records and now everyone thinks he's a genius."
"Joe's experiments all failed, but he cooked the records and now everyone thinks he's a genius."
by anarcissie May 17, 2008
Get the cook mug.A derogitory term used when putting a male victim down. This word simple means penispenis, but also means that the person is a dick or a douche bag.
by SickPhrords July 10, 2010
Get the Cockdick mug.Person 1 : I got Fatboy Slim's autograph on the weekend
Person 2 : Cool, lets see it!
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by charlie@djt.net.au November 5, 2005
Get the Norman Cook mug.The word used to scare someone. It is sometimes used when hiding from somebody and jumping out and scaring them, but it is mainly used when standing next to somebody and shouting 'Coodgybah!' to bring on the element of surprise.
Andrew: "Coodgybah!!"
Aaron: "Arhh FUCK! you scared to shit out of me"
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Kerryn: "Oh my goodness!! Aaron you scared me!!!"
Aaron: "Coodgybah!!"
Ian: "Geeze don't do that to me again!!!"
Aaron: "Arhh FUCK! you scared to shit out of me"
Aaron: "Coodgybah!!"
Kerryn: "Oh my goodness!! Aaron you scared me!!!"
Aaron: "Coodgybah!!"
Ian: "Geeze don't do that to me again!!!"
by Andrew (sixPAC) Turnbull August 19, 2006
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