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Confucked

When your comp gets fucked up by Conficker, the virus.
1: Hey man theres this virus here called Conficker on my comp...
2: Hahahhaha you got confucked!
by Lolzorznager April 1, 2009
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Canucker

An alternate word for f***er.
John: "You're such a mother f***er, Ben!"

Ben: "I bet you can't go one day without saying that word."

John: "Wanna bet, mother canucker?"
by Drake-C July 24, 2011
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confuckulated

I'm confuckulated, I've left my laptop where I was on holiday
by lovelifelovedonna April 27, 2010
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Canucks

a group of retarted inbred french decendants that live north of the border of the USA in a cold, barren wasteland known as canadia.
Guy 1: Check out those walking douches, theyre all canucks.
Guy 2: Well fuck them, the horse they rode in on and every1 else in Canada those maple syrup ass bastards!
by HaggardAss December 28, 2005
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canuckdian

A canuckdian is a North American who was brainwashed into believing that the Vancouver Canucks are teh greatest hockey team to grace the NHL. They most likely have their true sub-consience hidden deep inside (under layers and layers of brainwashed conciousness) screaming for help. It can also be referred to as Canuckdianitis.
Friend one "Man, I love the Vancouver Canucks"
Friend two "Its okay, sit down, have a breath. I am going
to take you to a place where they can help you."
TWO HOURS LATER

Friend one " where are we?"
Friend two " we are at a special hospital, where they treat
Canuckdianitis. You are going to be fine."

FRIEND ONE IS TAKEN INTO THE DEPTHS OF THE MANTAL FACILITY, TO THE CANUCKDIANITIS WARD, WHERE THE UNFORTUNATE FELLOWS ARE LOCKED AWAY. THERE IS NO CURE FOR CANUCKDIANITIS
by The Lank June 16, 2008
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CONFUCKEDICATE

The term used when describing man-kinds constant state of De-Evolution
WE ARE SO CONFUCKEDICATED AND CAUGHT UP IN THE "AMERICAN DREAM" WE HAVE FORGOTTEN OUR "NATTY ROOTS."

THE SLOW AND STEADY CONFUCKEDICATION OF OUR RACE BEGAN BEFORE OUR TIME.
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confuckled

when you are under the blankets and you move around so much that your shirt gets completely twisted
Shitsnacks, I just got confuckled.
by catst18394 November 16, 2014
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