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Constance
Someone who always sucks cock and fucks her own dad and brother. Constance is the kind of person to eat dog shit with cum. People named constance is not to be trusted and are most of the having an erection. People who are named constance have an negative iq and will sell a bike for a bike lock. This motherfucker has a dick fetish so when she goes to class she always has a cock in her mouth.
“Ayah you know constance?” – Ging Ging
“Yeah she eating shit right now.” — Nathan
by Ayahkour Man October 18, 2022
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texas contraception

When a man punches a pregnant woman in the abdomen in an attempt to kill theh unborn child.
George W. Bush is the result of failed Texas contraception.
by DCallieAndah May 19, 2013
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emergency contraceptive

A pill for when you mess up & have sex without a condom and the guy cums in your pussy. It's really an early abortion. It kills any sperm & therefore aborts an chances of becoming pregnant.
Dang, Lisa, I was so drunk and meesed up last night I had sex with Mitch. I need to go get an emergency contraceptive from the clinic.
by Alexa9321 June 5, 2008
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blind contract

marriage certificate -weaving the 'state'/church into the equation of two humans who would desire to be 'linked' for any period of time. -pledging to remain the same to the person, without regard to chronological erosion, hidden, unrealized, or subliminal desires.
he signed a blind contract, then went crazy

they signed a blind contract, then both got sloppy fat

after signing a blind contract, realized he was gay
by michael foolsley December 21, 2009
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Weed Contract

Any contract that is signed while holding in a good hit of marijuana.

step 1: Load a bowl
step 2: Write a contract or have one written for you (in pen!).
step 3: Hit it, hold it, sign it.
I really didn't want to write my paper yesterday, so a packed a bowl and signed a weed contract for it. I got high AND got my paper done, it was awesome.
by Mr. Freasy May 15, 2011
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contraceptively

Prevention of conception that can either be fertilization of a birth, or an idea pre-emptively aborted.
We decided to vote contraceptively. contraceptively speaking. The idea of sex was decided contraceptively.
by Dr. Oh March 9, 2015
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Contraceeding

When someone annoys you for no reason
Tim is being very contraceeding today.
by DistantASh June 21, 2017
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