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opinionatedly constipated

A condition that is developed by keeping one's own opinions to oneself as to not "rock the boat." Especially common for those who keep their opinion's to themselves on social media, often writing paragraphs of opinions in response to others, only to delete them to avoid a war with friends. This condition becomes especially unhealthy when developing ignorant friend circles and being exposed to ludicrous shit on a constant basis.
Heather became opinionatedly constipated after making friends with idiots on Facebook during a presidential election season.
by HastaCare September 23, 2016
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news constipation

Reading so many bad news, you can not give a shit anymore
Mikko does not give a shit about the news anymore. He said he has news constipation. He just reads them and makes standup jokes without crying first.
by mphahaha February 1, 2024
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constipation

constipation is when you are unable to poop, or poop doesn't come out in the satisfactory, or you could say, average, amount. it could come out in multiple small balls of poop, but you may still feel that there is more to come. it is honestly, really sad though, because poop is amazing and poop is great. the feel, the look, and moreover, the taste is majestic.
your mom has constipation, jamal. take good care of her poop. oh wait- she doesn't have any.
by constipationwillhauntyou December 10, 2021
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Communication constipation

The urban phenomenon that hits every individual at one time of their lives. The phenomenon is caused by complex urban life and random stimulations paralyses the person's communication skills and this situation pushes the individual into; a state of not being able to talk, not being able to get it out and communicate. All gets stuck and causes constipation in communication.
She is normally an outgoing person but lately she has been suffering from communication constipation.
by irfanmeric March 30, 2022
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Constipated C Section

The last thing anyone wants to go through. An operation performed on an individual who has been constipated for multile days, or worse, multiple weeks. This operation is performed if one's turd is detected as large as a newborn child via ultra sound and low in fiber. Medical professionals often refer to the extracted specimen as "the brown child".
Jimmy: Boy, I haven't shit in a few weeks and feel a few pounds heavier.
Christian: Damn man that blows, you may need to consider getting a constipated C section. This is something to be taken serioisly!
by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025
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sob constipation

You had to get a good cry out, but it wasn't the time or place. Now, that cry is still there, but because of holding it you're not able to get it out anymore.
Brad: For god's sake Janet.. get a grip on yourself!
Janet: Oh, Brad, it's lucky that some people here don't have such a bad case of sob constipation. Keep that up and you'll need an emotional enema!
by bearpaw7 January 18, 2015
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NoScope Constipation

"I have NoScope constipation every morning!"
by Ryeism August 8, 2016
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