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Alex's Constant

A theory postulated pertaining to the size and elasticity of the female vaginal opening wherein the size of the the vaginal opening at the caudal end of the vulva is set at puberty and can be used to predict the wieght of the woman in middle age.
In lay terms, a girl grows into the size of her vagina which is the same at puberty independent of outside stimuli.

In normal terms, a pussy is what it is...loose or tight. It doesnt prove theyre a whore and doesn't prove they're not. It's luck. A bitch grows into it, wideset = a future fat mama. Tight = a future milf.
Person 1: "Dude! I fit four fingers inside Sally last night!"
Person 2: "Bro, according to Alex's Constant look out that means she's turning into a 40 year old porker."
by ThatGuyHasAHugePenis January 17, 2011
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Constantine

verb: the act of holding a pesty raccoon down and tickling their feet.
Eero (pesty raccoon): what the fuck is ur problem!

Adam: hey you were annoying me so I constantined u.
by Owen Schreier February 27, 2008
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constant elevation

A lifestyle that consists of being high (under the influence of weed) all the time.
"Cuz your man makes the brain feel soothin
Constant elevation, so we gotta Keep It Movin" - rap duo Smif-n-Wessun

"Positive energy activates, constant elevation" - rap group Gravediggaz
by TommyTheDent March 10, 2007
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Dirty Konstantina

Dirty Konstantina is a sexual practice where the one partner has to please the other partner orally, he has to finish in her/his mouth, after that she/he keeps the nut in his/her mouth and kisses his/her partner without swallowing, he/she has to spit the cum in his mouth
e.g.: -"Bro I don't know about that girl you are currently dating..."
-"Dude chill, it is not like she would dirty konstantina me."
-"I freaking love that girl, I would even let her dirty konstantina me."
by bbyguuurl June 1, 2020
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constantine

If you have a person in your school named constatine he is the hottest most popular and sweet boy ever and you should be friends with him. And also he's greek
wow Constantine is greek he's hot and we should be friends with him
by Greeks are amazing October 16, 2020
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Donation of Constantine

A forged imperial Roman decree used by the Papacy to grant themselves authority over Rome and the Western Roman Empire. It was supposedly given by Emperor Constantine to the fictitious Pope Sylvester.
The Donation of Constantine is a prime example of a Donation of Constantine.
by blaybins April 25, 2010
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John Andrew Constantino

He's one of the leaders of the bulbol cartel(lead by alias lotenzo, and alias lewis). He is known for being the mastermind of their smuggle of sperm across the world.
Putangina John Andrew Constantino. Ang pogi mo
by Heizenberk March 16, 2022
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