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Wadsworth Constant

When watching online videos, the Wadsworth Constant states the first 30% of the video will not be pertinent or necessary. The viewer will be able to watch the second 70% without any loss.

This theory holds true to most videos and statements, assuming everything is rounded to the most logical point.
Wadsworth Constant: the intro is bullshit, skip to there, you'll get it.
by Moldyyyyyt October 2, 2011
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constafab

Look at Nick he's always so fabulous
One could say he is...constafab ;)
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Constantipation

(N): Being constantly constipated; always having to poop but never being able to.
"Honey, you better start taking some pepto bismo for your constantipation"
by 100241 August 30, 2014
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Constafused

A look on someones face.
The look someone gives you when he/she looks both constipated & confused!
Dennis Kessler has that constafused look again!
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Constant Comment

Originally the name of a Bigelow Tea Flavor, "Constant Comment" is a name for someone who has comments for anything & anybody, on-the-regular 24-7.

It doesn't matter if said comments are nice, not-so-nice, naughty, or neutral as long as they are constantly and consistently stage-whispered.

Somebody who is constantly spilling the tea on everybody and anybody.
1) Girl had something to say about everyone's agenda during today's team meeting -- she's such a Constant Comment.

2) He was clocking everyone on the conference call while his mic was on mute -- what a Constant Comment.
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Constaflageration

The act of harming someone, then driving them to the hospital and paying their medical bills - on purpose.
He committed a constaflageration the other day by putting my friend Greg in the hospital.
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Constant

Referring to the need of constant entertainment
Bro why are you so constant. You need constant entertainment or something?
by Floppyschlong June 2, 2018
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