confirming

A statement of what the fuck something is.

confirming that you fucking suck!

by fuckers September 20, 2017

confirmed via Twitter

A term used by news bloggers to indicate that a given statement is completely untrue. Maximizes credibility
while simultaneously cultivating a high level of plausible deniability.

Samoa: Omigosh. I just read on my favorite news blog that Canada is breeding dragons in a bid for global domination.
Barbados: That's completely untrue.
Samoa: But they said it was confirmed via Twitter!
Barbados: Oh man. Despite the complete lack of evidence, I totally believe it now. Run for the hills!

by oryaknownot May 2, 2010

Liquid-Confidence

Referring to any sort of alcoholic beverage.

Tim: "lets go talk to that girl, she's totally eying you!"

Jon: "Ok, let me get some "Liquid-Confidence" first, then I'm ready!"

by Joshua Danger December 18, 2008

Coffee Confident

Coffee Confident - when you are so confident of success you are will to buy a round of coffee for everyone around you if it fails. Also works for Beer Confident.

Deb: So Callum you believe it will work this time?
Callum: Yes! without a doubt!
Deb: Coffee Confident?
Callum: ummm yes okay then!

by gdr4571 December 11, 2009

confirmed bachelor

An old fashioned way of saying that a man is gay

He was seen walking around with confirmed bachelor John Watson

by jawnlocked March 6, 2017

Configified

To include variable settings in a configuration document of some sort.

Adam and Paul Configified the application by removing all of the hard-coded variables and including them in a configuration file which can be easily changed in the future - without recompiling the application!

by AppMan March 24, 2009

confickered

When someone is retarded enough not to update their windows (first mistake) system, so they become infected with Conficker.

I just checked and my antivirus stopped working! What's going on?

Dude, you just got confickered!

by gigitrix April 23, 2009