Crescent comp

A school in limerick (Stab city) that has scabies

If someone goes to crescent comp stay away from them because they probably have scabies.

by Yolo yeet yit May 17, 2019

compassionate defense

To defend yourself without inflicting harm on your opponent.

Richard tried using compassionate defense against his assailant but was overpowered.

by tnsi October 4, 2009

company commander

An officer in the US Army in charge of a company of soldiers. Usually of captain rank
Which is basically just an E4 with a bachelors degree.

Stupid, vain and obtuse.
Useless as tits on a bull!

When leadership of the company rests squarely on the shoulders of the Non Comisioned officer corps!

Captain Pillai was a shitty company commander. And twice as useless! However he sure had a purrrrdy set of pussy lips

Captain Pillai sucked as a CO
Company Commander

by The Prospect September 19, 2013

Compass turd

A compass turd is created when a person Eats two consecutive high fiber meals. The first meal is exceptionally high in protein, and the second laden with fats. The eater then passes both meals in the same defecation. The high fiber content in the compass turd will hold a sturdy log, and the dense protein packed end sinks to the bottom of toilet bowl while the buoyant, fatty pole will float to the surface, leaving the compass turd pointing straight up and down.

The scout master taught the intrepid scouts how to lay a compass turd, along with many tricks and techniques of orientation in wilderness. The scouts who could birth the best fecal compass were granted an ornate and venerable badge denoting their glorious ever-skyward turd

by fullyregressed January 15, 2014

company weather

Beautiful weather from Monday to Friday and then rain on the weekends. Companies with outside workers love this as, productivity is maximized on workdays and downtime due to inclement weather is reduced. Workers on the other hand slave away during the week in the sun and then have their free time spoiled by the weather.

Dammit! it's raining? fine all week and now on Saturday - rain, bloody company weather!

I hate company weather!

Why can't it rain on Monday? damn this company weather

by Kraken August 31, 2014

compandalated

Feeling like a confused panda.

oh my god I'm compandalated. How does that even work?

by OccupyMajina October 19, 2014

Comparalyze

The act of measuring yourself against someone else in such a way that you become convinced you’ll never reach the level they’re at–causing you to give up trying altogether.

If you spend all your energy examining the ways in which you're inferior to others, you'll comparalyze yourself. The only person you should compare yourself against is you.

by TheChariot77 November 24, 2014