Rando Commando 

n.
one who often has random thoughts or ideas, and usually lacks most brain power

Guy 1: Hey Allen wouldn't it be cool if alligators could mate with humans?
Allen: No guy 1 you're a weird-ass rando commando.

John: You know what would be great for these tough-ass wall sits? An invisible stool.

Rando Commando by Cheekymcgee May 30, 2011

Going Commando

In Photography, It refers to not having a protective UV filter attached to the front glass element of a DSLR camera lens. A lens without one runs a higher risk of being scratched or broken due to it being dropped, flying debris or hit up against something.

I know you just got that 70-200mm lens, but you can't go into an Occupy Wall Street protest going commando without a filter on it. What if the police move in or protesters start throwing things?

Going Commando by GenVirtu December 3, 2011

back door commando 

one who is thirsting for anal sex usually homo-erotic males.

Two backdoor commandos raided my home and my Ass!

back door commando by Alex August 9, 2003

dick commando 

One who commands the dick.

Mike: Your such a dick commando.
Todd: Fuck you.

dick commando by Stash_Master August 14, 2006

Pat-Pat Commando 

A person online who chooses causes, catastrophies, and news events to support OR boycott. Pat-Pat Commando's read about something online or hear half of a story on the news and then choose to take a stance in an effort to collect as many "Pat-Pats" from Efriends as possible. The Pat-Pat Commando typically communicates through every-single-effing forum and social network they can find and typically leave said network if they do not receive the correct amount of attention to suit their drama ridden narcissistic needs.

Hey! Did you see what that Pat-Pat Commando posted? She is on her politically correct high horse calling people racists again.

Pat-Pat Commando by Mrs. Pickles July 9, 2013

valley commando 

Valley person from places like pont, abercuntingnowhere, uppercomebucket etc. usually seen driving cavaliers or novas

valley commando by Anonymous April 6, 2003

going commando

Not wearing underwear under clothing
Usually reserved for the male species
Also see Freeballing

Calum: "Im going commando today boys!"
Ashton: "Calum thats goss!"
Michael: "Right behind ya buddy"
Luke: "Im wearing your underwear"

going commando by mgcslut April 25, 2015