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committed non-relationship

the relationship status of a couple who break up because they don't want to be long-distance, yet still talk every day and both plan to "see how things turn out"
The girl was hitting on Dino, but he was in a committed non-relationship with Jessica, and would never cheat on her.
by malberry August 31, 2012
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Comma Spacebar

Comma Spacebar is a mythical creature who is believed to dwell in northern Alabama. Sightings of Comma Spacebar have been rare, but most frequently take place in the northeastern corner of the state, with Fort Payne seeming to be the hotspot. This mythical creature is not entirely benevolent or malevolent as encounters have been pleasant for some and not so pleasant for others. No deaths have been attributed to comma spacebar. The creature is humanoid in form, slightly orange in tint, and has a deep interest in minute details involving human life. Comma Spacebar is very much a loner creature and will usually run when spotted. If provoked, he will stand his ground, but will usually not attack or cause injury. If a sighting occurs, it's best to make some noise and stand as still as possible.
Timothy: Dude! I went camping last night at Desoto State Park and I saw Comma Spacebar!
Daniel: Hahahaha, Comma Spacebar isn't even real. It's just a legend man. You probably saw a bear.
Timothy: I'm gonna punch you in the face Daniel, I know what I freaking saw!
by Racecar Man June 25, 2017
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community house

Never wanna go back to community house again!
by Community house October 17, 2017
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communist fat fuck

by That_one_guy45 October 5, 2018
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community penis

Community Penis is not your one off ordinary cheating penis. It is the type of penis that any woman can sample and probably has sampled!
She contracted that STD because her husband has a community penis and everyone has had a taste of it.
by DEV1OUB February 27, 2020
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MIR Commando

Term for a soldier who is always going to the MIR (Medical Inspection Room) in order to avoid doing something difficult e.g. morning PT, or parade.
There were so many MIR commandos that only 20 people in the platoon showed up for morning PT.
by Rob774 January 4, 2009
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aerobic commuting

An established mindset of positivity along with purposeful activities that transform commuting into an enjoyable, healthy and rewarding part of one’s life.
My commute is no longer a grueling ordeal since I started practicing the principles of aerobic commuting.
by TheAerobicCommuter1 November 19, 2010
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