commandbeer

Commandbeer (v.) the act of seizing ones drink (particularly beer) if you have reason to believe the individual cannot/will not finish their beer

Chris cracked the last beer at 7am, and fell asleep soon thereafter. Kevin woke up at 9am and realized the folly of Chris' ways and politely commandbeered him as to not let sweet, sweet beer go to waste.

by shwoopmaster May 14, 2014

compandalated

Feeling like a confused panda.

oh my god I'm compandalated. How does that even work?

by OccupyMajina October 19, 2014

Comlink

In Star Wars, comlinks are portable communications devices. You can use this word as a substitute for "cell phone".

Tallisibeth: Hey, Lanoree! May I call u some time?
Lanoree: Sure. My comlink is always on.

by R0-GR40 June 20, 2018

coclan

Place where people sell shit and buy shit

Uday: Heard they have a new auction server!!
Tom: It's coclan
Uday: What the fuck, I love the name

Tom: ok

by Tom the best mod September 7, 2022

boredom command

The command you type at any *nix console when you are bored or in deep thought and don't know exactly what to type or why.

Geek 1: I just typed my boredom command about 20 times, maybe I should leave for the day?
Geek 2: Hah, I just caught myself repeating `ps aux` in my console, lets go get snockered.

by Shane Spencer October 21, 2007

convenience companion

synonym for friend with benefits, casual sexual acquaintance with whom no relational entanglement is desired

Adam: You gonna hookup at the bar tonight?

TJ: Nah, no time for the game, just gonna hit up one of my regular convenience companions

by Starsatyr101 May 10, 2009

Keg Command

The process of commandeering the operation of a keg at a given party. This optimizes the potential to have a steady source of beer. Keg Command also enables the said commander to hit on selected girls, by giving them preferential beer service over the crowd of thirsty party- goers.

Guy 1: Hey dude how did you get so drunk last night?
Guy 2: I established Keg Command early in the night, that's the only way to get drunk at these things

by DetVicMackey March 13, 2010