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Rainbow Collection

a women who has sex w. many different races of baby daddys in order to produce a rainbow of children. or vice versa.

1/2 eskimo baby
1/2 indian baby
1/2 black baby
1/2 philipino baby, etc

they can also adopt ie: Angelina Jolie
"Did you see that latest pictures of Brangelina and their rainbow collection? Good thing they're rich to support all those kids!!"
by poetreeinmotion May 5, 2010
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Collecting Apples

people with big bellies look like they've been down to the orchid collecting apples
ayup you been down to the orchid collecting apples?

fuck off!
by fuzzmeister June 6, 2010
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Homeless Collection

A pun on haute couture meaning a clothing genre defined by mis-matched & ill-fitting pieces that one refuses to give away or donate to charity, where they belong.

A look defined by clothing that is "long in the tooth" yet still worn and considered appropriate/stylish by the wearer.

A grouping of clothing articles that only a destitue/homeless person in dire need would wear, when provided by charity.
My husband has so many new designer duds, yet he still chooses to shop from the closet with the homeless collection of clothes......

Why are you dressing yourself from a homeless collection? Have you not looked in the mirror?

He was so cheap his clothes look like they came from a homeless collection yet he thinks he looks great!
by KJack February 11, 2013
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collect-a-cert

A derogatory label for a person who prizes industry certifications above knowledge and capability.

Often such a person will set about collecting as many certifications as they can and proudly display them in their email signature and social network profiles. Typically they have a shallow understanding of areas in which they are certified, and are unable to display significant independent reasoning or understanding in those areas.

May also refer to the act of obtaining an industry certification.

Also known as "pokemon accreditation"; Gotta catch 'em all!
1. "I've interviewed five job applicants and every one of them is a collect-a-cert."

2. "I'm going to have to go 'collect-a-cert' to qualify for the next pay bracket"
by qwak May 9, 2013
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Collect my bag

it mans when a woman is giving you head, not literally a head or colleting bags

collecting your bag can also man when a man ejaculates on a woman's face
Person 1: "hey did he actually collect your bag?"

Person 2:"yeah! of course! I told you she'd Collect my bag!"
by 1shot1der June 6, 2015
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collective whizz

When a group of guys go to a public bathroom and occupy every stall
"Where's Michael?"
"He and the guys went to take a collective whizz."
by IronBlade March 18, 2016
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Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collection

If you live in Livonia, MI, the mayor is Dennis Wright. Rumor has it that he has a collection of window lickers in alphabetical order.
Everyone, come look at Window Licker Micheal in Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collection!
by LTown122 October 23, 2018
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