SARS1027's definitions

Collector

A girl who collects guys she doesn’t intend to date. A girl who ‘calls dibs’ on guys. A girl who pretends to be interested in multiple guys because she enjoys the attention.

Girl A: Hand’s off, bitch! Bobby is mine!
Girl B: You are such a collector!

by SARS1027 October 31, 2008

fauxspensive

Seemingly expensive. Inexpensive, but appearing to be expensive, designer, etc.

OMG, those Payless stilettos are totally fauxspensive!

by SARS1027 October 28, 2008