Cloie

Noun. A person or animal that is afraid of shiny objects, including, but not limited to, metal bowls, swords, mirrors, or any other type of smooth surface that has the ability of refracting light. Typically, a Cloie manifests this fear because he, she, or it is so ugly that he, she, or it can not bare to look at his, her, or itself.

That ugly dog is afraid of that metal bowl: what a dumb Cloie.

by Cloie's mom May 11, 2007

Chobit

A chobit is someone who does not know what a chobit is.

John: Yea, she's such a chobit.
Jimmy: What's a chobit?
Matt: AHHH! Jimmy's a chobit!
Jason: CHOBIT!!
Kevin: CHOBIT!!

by cordozar December 23, 2008

Clobb

Literally i have no idea. Prolly some my little pony porn BS.

Nice clobb my dood

by Yatemachines July 21, 2018

clob

a fat, old, bald douche bag who refuses to ever hang out with his nephews outside of their own home.

"hey do you think clob will wanna go get a large plain" "no hes gay"

by pot_is_my_salvation December 24, 2010

chobits

robots with super CPUS and massive hard drives. I want one!

can i stick my finger in your chobits?

by Anonymous July 9, 2003

Clobster

Slang for a mix between fish (usually flounder) and lobster

"Hey Ariel, if your two buddies got together, they would make a beautiful Clobster"

by snarrfblatt January 4, 2012

Clobberfuck

1: Huge sword of the blood titan (Noun)

2: A synonym to smash (Verb)

1: "Did you hear about the battle that just happened? Clobberfuck took 27,000 lives!"

2: "Just clobberfuck those bodies in that wood chipper over there."

by Burdie September 2, 2013