starched and cleaned

Starched and Cleaned is only used when u are ironin' ur clothes and u put heavy starch spray in to look so clean and straight. It could be Jeans, Shirt or Suit.

Every time i got out da crib, i gotta look Starched and Cleaned.

I'm Starched and Cleaned, i'm poppin' out lookin' good
I still represent da same neiborhood

by Screwmatic June 16, 2008

Iowa Meat Cleaver

Repeatedly smacking your dick onto a woman's back, as if you were using a meat cleaver to chop meat on a cutting board.

"Hey, how was last night?"
"Oh, it was great. I got to give my girlfriend an Iowa Meat Cleaver."

by Legener July 18, 2017

Drilling vacuum cleaner

When you are fucking your partner who is on their period and you summon all your strength to turn your knob into a vacuum cleaner and suck up the period

Bruh I turned into a drilling vacuum cleaner last night in bed

by Low tier bullshit February 8, 2021

Floor Cleaners

The result on a females genitalia after having multiple numbers of sproglings children.

Useful for multitasking mothers.

'Wow Michelle, how do you keep your floors so clean?'

'I just walk into a room and my floor cleaners do all the work.

by gemba August 1, 2011

cleaned up

When you are wearing a suit and look good as hell.

After I put on my suit, I thought to myself, damn man you clean up real nice

by pimp daddy dollars February 9, 2005

Creampie cleaner

A man who licks clean cum following a vaginal or anal Creampie.

I answered her personal ad for a Creampie cleaner, and couldn’t wait to lick that cummy pussy clean.

by Scalphunter63 October 14, 2017

vaccum cleaner

A fun trick to play on an female during intercourse. The male gets the female to go on her hands and knees and then he comes up behind her and right when she leasts expects it, he grabs her arms and pushes her around the room on her face.

God damn, last night the bitch wouldn't cook me dinner, so when we were about to fuck, i gave her the ol' vaccum cleaner!

by NICK ELLE September 16, 2008