Chooch

An idiot who does something foolish. Against common sense.

Mario didn't put no stabilizer in his gas last year. The snowblower won't start and he wonders why. What a Chooch!

by Don E. Brook June 27, 2008

Choochy

The skin between the balls and the dick. Closer to the penis base. Saggy and wrinkly.

"Damn thats a nice choochy you got there big boy!"

by Chooch Master June 8, 2017

Choochin

The act of masturbating with ones own tears. This is also known as a "Tear Jerker".

This movie is so sad, I'll definitely be choochin later.

by Dragonite 123 June 14, 2017

choochie

The appropriate name to be given to a person acting like a chooch

Hey Choochie, quit fagging around around!

by Sparky D June 21, 2005

chooch

Adj; A tightly wound,anal retentive motor sergeant with a wicked flat top and a protruding vein coming from his forehead. AKA The Giff.

I can't believe The Giff made me combat park all of those vehicles. What a Chooch!

by rdsxfanatic June 16, 2006

Chooch

A cheesy, unprincipled government hack that meets at least 50 of the previous definitions for "chooch."

Who is the biggest chooch on the public payroll? Nancy Pelosi, Chief Chooch of the Flying Mooks, of course.

by Mhu Cao November 7, 2010

Chooch

A term made by students at Pembroke High Massachusetts meaning to rip a juul or a name for a juul.

Hey can i chooch real quick?
hey can i see your chooch?
i’m feening i need to chooch

by Wildasspasta July 20, 2018