choad

"It's the *space* *between* your nutsack and your asshole."

You have to say it exactly like that, emphasizing *space* and *between* (and you have to emphasize the words separately).

Q: "What's a Choad?"

A: "It's the *space* *between*..."

by redblade77 August 12, 2009

choad

A penis (cock) fatter than it is long; an utterly useless thing that no one could be proud of.

'My kid is a total choad; she called the principal at her school dad.'

or

P Diddy is a choad.

or

'Mmmm fuck... Dude my choad is really itchy, do you mind if i scratch it?'

or

Some Paedophiles will settle for a choad.

or

He came to think of his choad as his off button.

by beakface June 19, 2010

choad

youngsun won

i know a choad and his name is youngsun won, his penis is fatter than it is long.

by mr. ike December 15, 2010

Choad

Most used at the McCallie school in Chattanooga TN, this means either a short fat individual or a tool.

Dude look at that choad!
Yeah he's such a douche.

by frederick archebald October 8, 2011

choaderific

Someone who is lame, usually applied to frat types and the people who love them. You can be a choadie, a choadette or choaderific.

"Remember that short annoying boy at my party with the hair?"
"SEAN SHOTGUN." (choaderific)

by Malcolm D November 11, 2006

choad yodel

!. The sound one makes when one opens their mouth and is instantly transformed into a choad
2. "choadelodelay-hee-hoo!"

everyone in the room thought melvin was an alright guy cuz he didnt say much, but then he had a couple beers and belted out some choad yodels...

by beatrix farthingay September 28, 2011

Chadist

Most cuttest and Hottest guy and everyone's dream men

Durpul: omg chadist you're so cool
e-Chat girls: *cheers*

by Americandude24 March 3, 2021