Chlamydiot

Somebody who is Chlamydia positive yet carries on having unprotected sex with out disclosing their condition.

I had sex with a Chlamydiot and now I have Chlamydia.

by Boringbuttons March 12, 2020

Chlamydia

A std which only boys name Tom contract

Fucking hell dan you’ve got chlamydia like that Tom bloke

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Chlapastaphilia

A type of fetish referring to the arousal of slime, mud, and other slimy substances. Comes from the Greek "Χλαπάτσα" meaning slime.

"I hear Joe's into Chlapastaphilia, isn't that odd?"

by ThatThatGuyGuy October 14, 2020

Chaxt

A “text message” but sent via an office chat client like Skype, Microsoft Teams, or Slack. Good for implying that the communication wasn’t sent via device messaging like MMS or iMessage, or via email (which the office chat clients may also be tied into).

Didn’t want to interrupt your Zoom; I sent a list of everyone who tried to visit you as a chaxt

by LOLsmart October 22, 2020

Chlamydigy

An orgy where the main drug of choice is doxycycline

My friend said he was on antibiotics, so i invited him to my bi-weekly chlamydigy!

by Rdfh88 December 2, 2020

Chilaxation

Where you are chilling and relaxing relaxation

I’m going to do some chilaxation after work

by Miss. Wordmaker April 2, 2021

Chlamydia Dragon

When a dragon pees fire, it’s actually just chlamydia

Why wasn’t chlamydia dragon a plot line in GOT?

by Bill Gluckman 14 April 8, 2021